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Lizard Dude

« on: June 18, 2004, 08:38:58 PM »
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The information I am about to present is not new to me. It is new to you. But I feel you should all know. It concerns us all.


Watoad has a clone.


Upon my travels I occasionally encounter a being physically identical to Watoad. I knew him much before I knew TMK. He has been a friend of my brother's for many years. He is wholly unremarkable. Wholly unremarkable, that is, unless you know Watoad. They look exactly the same. They sound exactly the same. They act the same, have the same personality, and have the same sense of humor. They both now have the same haircut. It frightens me. It should frighten you.


I post this on the current date because he called me just now. It reminded me to do so. I occasionally work for him, searching through newspaper archives from 1940-1950 and recording all births, deaths, marriages, and divorces. I do this to help him with his Boy Scout Eagle project.


He feeds his workers pizza.


I work there tomorrow.


Somebody help me.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Markio

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2004, 09:36:46 PM »
That is altogether cool, horrifying, and creepy.  Here's what to do to confirm the fact that he is a clone of Watoad.  Innocently take his pic, post it here, let the REAL Watoad post his pic, thus comparison ruling the likeness of the clone to Watoad.  If he is a clone, then someone else will have to continue from here.

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NintendoIke64

« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2004, 01:50:01 PM »
*Starts whistling Twilight Zone music*

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GiftedGirl

« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2004, 02:38:23 PM »
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Edited by - Lizard Dude on 6/19/2004 4:40:13 PM
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MarlieMoo

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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2004, 04:03:39 PM »
.................Yeah, what she said!
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

Forest Guy

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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2004, 05:15:33 PM »
I hate when people make a really long post with no spaces, so the thread has to be stretched horizontally...

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NintendoIke64

« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2004, 05:23:34 PM »
Or does it? *Twilight Zone music starts up again*

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Vidgmchtr

« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2004, 08:31:07 PM »
This has gone off topic already.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

NintendoIke64

« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2004, 07:37:47 AM »
Or has it? *Takes deep breath, then whistles Twilight Zone music again*

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WarioLandMan

« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2004, 08:55:44 AM »
what was the point of this topic?
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MarlieMoo

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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2004, 10:58:51 AM »
It was about Watoad having a clone..........or was it? *starts whistleing with Nl64*
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

WarioLandMan

« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2004, 11:58:15 AM »
why would he have a clone?

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Red Paratroopa

« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2004, 12:21:11 PM »
Or would he? . . . *starts whistling the Andy Griffith theme song*

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NintendoIke64

« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2004, 06:58:57 PM »
You are about to enter an unknown fifth dimension, one not only of sight and sound, but of mind. Located between the base of man's fears and the summit of his immagination. You are about to enter...the Twilight Zone. *Starts whistling, once again*

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MarlieMoo

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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2004, 07:25:01 PM »
Andy Griffith! Hahahahahaha!..........eh, yeah why would he have a clone?
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NintendoIke64

« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2004, 07:28:45 PM »
To quote Futurama: *Pulls slot machine lever* Wow! A casino where I always win! I must be in heaven! *Pulls again* Wait, a casino where I always win. I'm not in heaven! I'm in HELL! "No, you're not, sir. You're on an airplane." *Looks out window* Sir, there's a monster on the wing, you have to believe me! "Why should I believe you? You're Hitler! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (Woman sitting next to him takes off a mask, revealing herself to be a fly, then eats him) Bender: I saw it coming.

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GiftedGirl

« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2004, 02:28:52 PM »
I was doing the Andy Griffith theme but it changed to that catchy Super Mario Bros. music. Go fig. *stares at rabbit out window*

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Koopaslaya

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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2004, 11:59:03 PM »
I'd gladly help a fellow Eagle Scout.

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Vidgmchtr

« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2004, 01:44:06 AM »
....So, where is this clone of his?

....Another question, where is the regular Watoad?
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2004, 12:45:52 PM »
I theorize that they met each other, thus destroying the space time continuum into a state where neither ever existed. Only their online posts remined.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Markio

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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2004, 01:20:15 PM »
Take his pic and post it here.

I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2004, 10:09:25 PM »
Did you even read what I just posted?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

TEM

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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2004, 10:39:09 PM »
I did, good theorizing. But I have another theory. Perhaps they did meet, then nothing happened, because cloning has nothing to do with time travel.

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Lizard Dude

« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2004, 01:04:18 PM »
How does your theory explain their dissapearance?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

MarlieMoo

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« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2004, 10:58:42 AM »
oh yeah.........I forgot..Watoad is missing.........WHERE THE HECK IS HE?!!


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TEM

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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2004, 08:15:51 PM »
Theory addtion: They don't like you and they avoid you.

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2004, 08:09:41 PM »
Watoad has more than one clone.

Several hours ago, I encountered one of them. I was calmly eating some cheese enchiladas, when I saw a being that strangely resembled Watoad. Then, he sat in a booth adjacent to mine, and began speaking. After that, I was sure...

Watoad has more clones.

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That was a joke.

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2004, 08:58:37 PM »
*Starts screaming like Nancy Kerrigan*

WHYYY?!?!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RESTART THIS VERY USELESS THREAD?!?!?!?
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Markio

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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2004, 09:08:57 PM »
What if Watoad is capturing others, turning them into his clones, and pretty soon we will ALL be Watoad's clones!  No wait!   That's what they want us to think!  But whom would "they" be?  Lizard Dude, of course, the creator of this thread!  But why would he want us to think that?  OF COURSE!  Lizard Dude is in cahoots with the real Watoad, and  they are planning something but are throwing us off by making us THINK that Watoad is cloning himself!  BUT WAIT! If he ISN'T cloning himself, then all witnesses of a "clone" is a suspect!  That means CHUPPERSON WEIRD is a suspect!  CW, LD, and Watoad are plotting something!  But what!?!  I SHALL KNOW YOUR BUSINESS, YOU SUSPICIOUS THREE!!!

*runs to friend's house screaming*

I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2004, 09:29:00 PM »
No Vid. This thread is essential to our understanding of the universe. Chupperson Weird was very wise to notify us and I thank him.

Be on the lookout folks. Watoads may be in your area already.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

MarlieMoo

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« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2004, 09:42:36 PM »
*Checks under bed and in closet*

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It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

TEM

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« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2004, 02:06:09 PM »
This Watoad epidemic sounds like a job for the Fantastic Four, or maybe the Avengers(EC).

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