You use the LEVITATION spell to move upward near the sign.
> GET SHINY OBJECT
You grab the SHINY OBJECT, and at once, swiftly meet the ground again. You lose one HP. The SHINY OBJECT is seriously heavy! With some difficulty, you place it in your INVENTORY.
> LOOK SHINY OBJECT
It appears to be a GOLF BALL. Have you no upper body strength!?
> LOOK GOLF BALL
It appears to be a SHINY OBJECT. Have you no upper body strength?!
> LOOK SHINY OBJECT SRSLY
SRSLY, huh? All right, upon closer examination, you realize that it is a GOLF BALL.
Just kidding! It's a CONCENTRATED POTION DISPENSING ORB, made from CONCENTRATE. It has 8/10 uses left.
> GO NORTH
You return to the strangely large and empty parking lot. There are three exits, all of which are not north.
> GO EAST