So today, after school, some idiot decided to go "car surfing" with his buddies in the parking lot.
The rumors about what happened afterward vary somewhat, but here't the gist of it:
He (had a seizure/fell off/got hit by a car), hit the ground, busted his head open, was pronounced dead for five minutes, then was somehow revived and now resides in the hospital.
The fire truck and ambulances were there shortly afterward. News crews remained throughout the rest of the afternoon.
Moral of the story: Please don't be stupid, and if it's too late for that, don't let it rub off on someone else.