Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 678418 times)

Sapphira · « **Reply #1875 on:** June 11, 2003, 01:49:00 PM »

School's been out for me since March. :P
...Well, actaully, the rest of the school got out inofficially on May 29, but officially on June 2. ..But we start on August 11!! How insane is that!!

And anyway, it's hard to get off topic in a thread with NO topic. :P

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jon · « **Reply #1876 on:** June 11, 2003, 02:04:29 PM »

Well, I get out June 13 and go back Sept something in my district.
Oh, and I thought the 'topic' going on now was CW's girl he loves and SATs.

Sapphira · « **Reply #1877 on:** June 11, 2003, 02:14:56 PM »

It was, but when the topic CHANGES, that doesn't mean we're going OFF-topic here.

jon · « **Reply #1878 on:** June 11, 2003, 02:19:14 PM »

You like fixing people's mistakes, huh?
You really should be an editor for newspapers or novels or somethin'...

Dairy King · « **Reply #1879 on:** June 11, 2003, 04:27:52 PM »

Since when was CW's "love" Mario related? So I strayed off topic. Sue me. It's just hardly anybody reads the stuff in the Site Discussion board. Plus this is Mario Bar. If youve read any of the previous 120 some pages, you'd relize that this place jumps from topic to topic, and hardly anyone, except newbies, order drinks.

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1880 on:** June 11, 2003, 05:28:44 PM »

It is 5:27PM here. I have eaten nothing today except the following:

WHAT LIZARD DUDE HAS EATEN TODAY
Wheat
Milk
Coca-Cola

Yummy!

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

marioguy · « **Reply #1881 on:** June 11, 2003, 05:59:46 PM »

I will eat all of you!

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1882 on:** June 11, 2003, 09:57:22 PM »

My eating took a swing for the better, so I thought I'd fill all you quivering-with-suspense people out there in to

WHAT LIZARD DUDE HAS NOW EATEN TODAY
Wheat
Milk
Coca-Cola
Toast
Butter
Egg
Macaroni
Cheese
Chocolate Milk
Orange Smoothy

Yummy!^2

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1883 on:** June 11, 2003, 10:38:47 PM »

That actually made me laugh. Thanks, Lizard Dude. Heheheh.

Luigison · « **Reply #1884 on:** June 11, 2003, 11:57:32 PM »

Deezer should lockup marioguy and feed him bread.

David · « **Reply #1885 on:** June 12, 2003, 05:35:27 AM »

Attention all site readers. Now is the chance! Let us overthrow the J.J. and put ME in command! BWahaahahah!

Wait... why are you all backing away?

Drat.

David · « **Reply #1886 on:** June 12, 2003, 05:36:16 AM »

Attention all site readers. Now is the chance! Let us overthrow the J.J. and put ME in command! BWahaahahah!

Wait... why are you all backing away?

Drat.

Oh, that's right, silly me. I forgot about the whole "Deezer and David are the same guy" and "MB and JJ are the same guy" thing.

Sapphira · « **Reply #1887 on:** June 12, 2003, 10:39:16 AM »

Hey, I do believe this is David's first post in the Mario Bar!

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1888 on:** June 12, 2003, 05:03:39 PM »

Wow, I think I made Chupperson Weird laugh on three different threads yesterday. Anyway, I feel a Part III to my series is required as a bit of explanation to the inquiring fans.

WHY LIZARD DUDE ATE WHAT HE ATE YESTERDAY
Breakfast: My family (besides me) left for the day. The house was pretty much barren of food. I was in trouble. After much digging, I found a box of that Shredded Wheat crap food stuff. I said, "Oh man" and proceeded to eat a bunch with milk on it for breakfast.

Lunchtime: Same situation. I grab the box and stuff more down my gullet.

Some Time Later: I realize that my eating habits of the day are too imbalanced and drink the remaining fourth of a two liter Coke bottle in the fridge to get more food groups.

Suppertime: I eat more wheat/Wow what a treat/To eat so much wheat

Some Time Later: The family comes back home. They haven't eaten so I get their meal, too. That's the rest of the stuff. I was happy so I posted it.

THE END (Always remember to eat your wheat)

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #1889 on:** June 12, 2003, 05:10:23 PM »

Wheres the bubbles! BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES!