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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: April 13, 2002, 06:45:22 PM »

*Roshan comes back*

Roshan: I thought I LEFT THIS PLACE?? Hey cool! A hammer! *takes the Hammer of Doom*

Suddenly, The ghost of the Talking Monkey comes back.

Talking Ghost Monkey: Why did you KILL me?
Roshan: Hey, you told me to!
Monkey: I said to kill SOMEONE, not me!
Roshan: Hey, you're someone, right? And you were the one closest to me....HEY, Why am I here again?

Evil Cable: Hey gimme my Hammer!!!!!

How will Roshan get out of this one? What will become of the talking monkey? Will Roshan ever return?

All these questions WILL be answered...
.
..
...
Right now.

He teleports with the hammer to a Mini-mart in Tuscon, Arizona. Evil Cable destroys the Talking Monkey. Yes.

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Forum Games / Re: Three word story

« on: April 13, 2002, 06:08:30 PM »

"We're all mad!"

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: April 13, 2002, 05:55:12 PM »

Wario (main boss of SML2)

(I'm sure you meant Super Mario Bros. 2, but oh well, who cares?)

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Mario Chat / Re: CashCrazed Coin Rush(spiced up MP3 Duel Mode)

« on: April 13, 2002, 05:51:17 PM »

1. ya, I want him in front.
2. About the space, no prob, I'll take an IOU... ;-)

(note) that second thing was saracsm, in case you didn't see the wink face...

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Alphabet Game (please read)

« on: April 12, 2002, 09:32:39 PM »

Grrrrrrr and I get stuck with Q....
2 min later
(Don't say Quake Hammer Don't say Quake Hammer Don't sa....)
5 min later
Quartz Charm! w00t!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: April 12, 2002, 09:27:19 PM »

Blue. (betcha didn't see that coming *evil grin*)

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Forum Games / Re: I'm starting a battle network on forum #7

« on: April 12, 2002, 08:52:14 PM »

I'll fight, but I just need to know if my character is acceptable for combat.

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General Chat / Re: can i waste your time?

« on: April 12, 2002, 08:41:55 PM »

Heh, I have to reiterate the award; I gave it to the BOREDOM HAS STRUCK ITS VICTIM post. wait, that was Roshan.... n/m.

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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: April 12, 2002, 08:38:29 PM »

*Roshan the Insane enters the story*

Roshan: Huh? What am I doing HERE? Where am I? What's going on? What should I do? Is this Insanity ever gonna end? Was there a nuclear explosion or something, cuz I smell gas.... WHAT DIED IN HERE? Am I even in the right story? How many more babbling questions will I ask? Should I give this the "stupidest topic on the forums" award? How much longer will I be here? Will any of these dumb questions be answered?

Suddenly a talking monkey jumped into the room.

Talking monkey: I can answer everything. Here is all you wanted to know, in order of when you asked it. You and I are both extensions of Insane Steve's cynicism, as a way to show how desprate this story is. You are presently in some strange house area or something. Read the story and find out, you lazy bum. Well, first you should kill something, like everyone else has, then you should leave and interfere into a story with some relevance. HAHAHAHA Not bloody likely. Yes. The entire cast except for those 2, I think. No, you are very, very lost. 3. You should at least consider it. About 18.9 seconds, by my watch. Yes.

Roshan: Ok, first to kill someone. *Slashes the monkey to death* Then, to depart. *Hangs up a plague saying "Stupidest Topic on the Forums", then leaves the story.*

And so, Roshan left to find a story worth interfering in, never to return.

*Whew! That was pointless.*

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Mario Chat / Re: What The Mushroom Is "Do The Mario"?

« on: April 12, 2002, 07:59:32 PM »

Huh? to figure out what?

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Forum Games / Re: I'm starting a battle network on forum #7

« on: April 12, 2002, 07:55:38 PM »

Know what's funny? This battle forum has been up for a week and yet not 1 battle has actually occured... The irony is cruel...

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Mario Chat / Re: Gossip and little known facts

« on: April 12, 2002, 07:46:47 PM »

ok back to MARIO related facts....

In Japan, The Super Mario World course Tubular is called "Pleasure Course". That is about as far off as a title for a level gets.

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Forum Games / Re: Paper Mario's Quiz Show obout Various Things

« on: April 12, 2002, 07:38:36 PM »

Easy. Super Nintendo.

Unless it is one of those systems that about 3 ppl has....

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Mario Chat / Re: New records!

« on: April 12, 2002, 07:08:56 PM »

UPDATE:

Best time Frappe Snowland: 28.93 sec
Best lap: 5.50 sec (w00t! 3/100 drop)

And can someone PLEASE find out how to get a 9.30 lap on Yoshi Valley? It is making me go INSANE!!! (too late)

And oh yea, a very likely new (well, it happened about 4 months ago) world record which I am VERY ashamed of: least number of turns to lose a Mario Party 3 duel map. I was playing my friend Nick, he rolled, I rolled, he rolled again and won on his 2nd roll! 2 turns... *sigh*

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Mario Chat / Re: CashCrazed Coin Rush(spiced up MP3 Duel Mode)

« on: April 12, 2002, 07:01:40 PM »

<Profuse swearing>

Anyway, I know how the battle system works, and in the rare instance where your opponent attacks from the front: (happens a lot in Blowhard) the front guy takes the damage, but I see this board is a lot like Blowhard: so I really need a partner in front...

I know I have 2 items, I don't want to use them right now. and what happens on the star space, isn't that a random event?

You may have hit first, BUT I got your question 7.5 times as fast as you did!!! and you are outta money so your guys leave now *evil grin*

PS: This is how I always wind up playing duel maps: I don't attack for a while, and wind up with about a gazillion coins before I do...

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