Author Topic: Bad Covers (Read 13831 times)

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #15 on:** September 12, 2008, 09:16:46 AM »

And "looking look Superman" meant "looking like a porn star"

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High Resolution Impact Graphics?

missingno · « **Reply #16 on:** September 12, 2008, 10:12:06 AM »

Quote from: Boo Dudley on September 11, 2008, 07:48:30 PM

Weird, my Intellivision DK boxart doesn't look like that, it has a DK arcade cabinet.

N64 Chick · « **Reply #17 on:** September 12, 2008, 10:33:07 AM »

I thought Mario looked a bit like Superman as well. But where is his hat?! Mario just isn't Mario without his hat!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 12, 2008, 01:36:59 PM »

Quote from: Boo Dudley on September 12, 2008, 09:16:46 AM

And "looking look Superman" meant "looking like a porn star"

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #19 on:** September 12, 2008, 11:29:11 PM »

It seems I can't make a single post without one error. Oh well, the pendants can rest at night knowing I TRIED.

Wii Fit has got to be the most god-awful box-art (the actual disk box, which I can't seem to find online, so if you don't own the game, you'll have to take my word for it) for the Wii--An aging woman and that's about it. It's doesn't even have decent composition. It's all crowded to the right. Bleck.

BP · « **Reply #20 on:** September 12, 2008, 11:56:01 PM »

The Touch Generations logo? What?

Rao · « **Reply #21 on:** September 13, 2008, 12:10:59 AM »

We're talking about book covers here too, right?

The Chef · « **Reply #22 on:** September 13, 2008, 06:57:56 AM »

What's so bad about that? It's as horrifying as any other Goosebumps cover.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #23 on:** September 13, 2008, 07:50:10 AM »

This is worse:

Quote from: Boo Dudley on September 12, 2008, 11:29:11 PM

Wii Fit has got to be the most god-awful box-art (the actual disk box, which I can't seem to find online, so if you don't own the game, you'll have to take my word for it) for the Wii--An aging woman and that's about it. It's doesn't even have decent composition. It's all crowded to the right. Bleck.

You say that as if Nintendo or 99% of the people of the people who bought Wii Fit care about that sort of thing.

Really, though, Touch Generations is a very helpful system for me. If I see a game with the logo on it, I don't buy it.

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #24 on:** September 13, 2008, 08:07:25 AM »

Noooo, it's simply crap and I'm calling it out for it. I have the game *Gasp* because I see potential for the board. The prospect of a new Punch Out!! should be enough to draw "hardcore" attention. Oh, who am I kidding? The prospect of a Square-Enix game should draw in nerds like a massive black hole.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #25 on:** September 13, 2008, 10:47:19 AM »

You say that like it's a bad thing.

BP · « **Reply #26 on:** September 13, 2008, 02:31:36 PM »

ShadowBrain, ShadowBrain, ShadowBrain.

We all know you're scared that I'd beat you HARD in Planet Puzzle League.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #27 on:** September 14, 2008, 09:28:24 PM »

The Goosbumps books were horrible. When all the kids in second grade were reading that, I was too busy with The Hardy Boys.

Also, as a critic of the text, I do not believe that R.L. Stine is one man, but rather a pen name for a collection of poor horror writers.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #28 on:** September 14, 2008, 09:30:36 PM »

Actually, yes. Most of the later books were (no pun intended) ghostwritten.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #29 on:** September 14, 2008, 09:57:47 PM »

here you go

Wait, wrong cover. Never mind.