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« Reply #1755 on: November 02, 2005, 12:10:13 AM »
The last time I took it to the doctor to have it checked for lung cancer.

Where do you take a sick monkey, anyway?

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #1756 on: November 02, 2005, 06:37:27 AM »
To the sick monkey place!

So, where is the sick monkey place?

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« Reply #1757 on: November 02, 2005, 06:59:38 AM »
Up your butt and around the corner.

CAN YOU DO THE DADDY DANCE?!

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"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1758 on: November 02, 2005, 07:14:06 AM »
Go to Newgrounds, Mario can!

Are Waddle Dee, and Waluigi friends?

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« Reply #1759 on: November 06, 2005, 01:40:19 PM »
Maybe, maybe not.

Is there a glue-stick on my toe?

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"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1760 on: November 06, 2005, 02:10:25 PM »
Only if a toe is on your glue-stick.


Why does Wario look so crazy in Mario Strikers?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #1761 on: November 07, 2005, 05:47:36 AM »
He hasn't had his grapefruit juice yet.

Why does luigi jump funny in SMB2?

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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« Reply #1762 on: November 07, 2005, 01:07:33 PM »
When the Mario Bros. first started out on thir adventures, Luigi wasn't able to jump very high.  He was always nervous about falling into pits, and was worried that he wouldn't be able to jump high enough to be of any use.  And so he turned to his brother, Mario, who never seemed to have any trouble with the matter.
"Just imagine," came Mario's advice, "that you're climbing a ladder into the sky.  Then it won't be so hard."
Luigi took Mario's advice to heart, even going through the motions of climbing a ladder in the air!  It looked a little silly, but he was able to jump higher than ever before.  And he still jumps like that to this day.

...My brother told me that story years ago when we were little kids.  Did it make any sense?

Go Moon!

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Go Moon!

« Reply #1763 on: November 07, 2005, 04:03:38 PM »
No. Luigi jumps like Mario now in the recent games.

How many Es are there in WHEEEEEEEEEEEE?

« Reply #1764 on: November 07, 2005, 04:40:43 PM »
This many : EEEEEEEEEEEE

Can someone give me the number for that?

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« Reply #1765 on: November 07, 2005, 10:14:53 PM »
Sure! It's twenty-leventh.

Down with similarity! Up with what?

« Reply #1766 on: November 08, 2005, 05:14:52 PM »
Up with...can I tell you next saturday?

How is Mario and Papa Smurf alike?

Orginized is my middle name.

Poorly is my first.
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #1767 on: November 08, 2005, 05:15:52 PM »
Differances.

Why did Muddy eat the Blue PokeBlock when I specifically told him not to?!

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1768 on: November 15, 2005, 08:50:46 PM »
Who can't resist mud?

Is this a question?

« Reply #1769 on: November 15, 2005, 09:54:17 PM »
This is an answer.

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