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Anyway, I've noticed an interesing thing among gamers... there are two kinds: people who absolutely love SFA, and people who absolutely hate it. This has been the case for every review I've read for it.
Anyway, what is there to tell? As far as the technological aspects are concerned, this game has it all over everything else. Fur rendering. 3D grass. Great textures. Absolutely AMAZING cinematics. The characters seem to real to me... and that's one reson I love it. The story is excellent... Krystal is just what Fox needed... ahem. Back to the game. The play mechanics are like a greatly improved Zelda engine... the only two things that aren't so great about it is that occasionally someone (or something) will give out a stupid huge burp, which I find unnecessary, and the game is a tad linear. That doesn't bother me though, because I like to play it over and over again. But there aren't any fancy story elements like if you do something now, it changes something later... but anyway... the last 10% of the game is really the best... and the ending makes you feel "all warm and fuzzy inside" to quote Calvin and Hobbes... the game ends with the beginning of a love story, more or less, and SCREAMS sequel. I just hope they (EAD at least) make a sequel... and that Krystal is around for it. She is just plain cool. Also, the music is top-notch and it's really cool because D. Wise (does anybody know his first name?) used pieces of the themes from Starfox 64 and integrated them with the new stuff he (and Ben Cullum, who is also Falco's voice... interesting...) wrote.
There's even some interesting stuff that ties it in with the plot from SF64 quite nicely. There's even a message from James McCloud, somehow...
To sum it all up, the plot is great and has a few nice twists (don't want to spoil the ending again), the graphics are the best to date on any console, the main characters are almost real, the voices are great, the music is excellent, the gameplay is better than other adventure games, and it even blends it with classic Starfox gameplay. You should get it.
You should all get it. It's spectacular.
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"