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Glorb

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« on: January 03, 2006, 04:00:51 PM »
I've had this idea for a while. How would Mario fare in a fight against some of cinema's greatest monsters? It would be like SSBM, but with more violence and blood. Here's who I think would win (note that the fights must include Mario and a movie monster; i.e., not Mario vs. Luigi).

Aliens vs. Mario: Mario (if he escaped in time or managed to jump on the aliens a lot)
Mario vs. Predator: Predator (well...duh)
Freddy vs. Mario: Mario (I'm not sure Mario dreams)
Mario vs. Jason: Mario (Jason's so slow! All Mario has to do is hold down the B button!)
Robocop vs. Mario: Robocop (He can't die, remember?)
Mario vs. the Terminator: Terminator (ditto...unless he blows up)
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BP

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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2006, 04:19:10 PM »
Freddy vs. Mario: Mario (I'm not sure Mario dreams)

Whaddabout SMB2(USA)?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Ambulance Y

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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2006, 04:35:25 PM »
Mario vs. That giant marshmellow guy in Ghostbusters

Mario, because he can melt the marshmellow guy with his fireballs.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2006, 04:50:08 PM »
Mario Versus Godzilla: C'mon, you guys have to admit it would be the fight of the century!
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"The bigger they are, the harder I fight."

« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2006, 04:58:58 PM »
HAHA, I reme,ber that, his name is "The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man"
I only watch [adult swim]

« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2006, 05:01:49 PM »
You all do know that Mario does have extra lives right?

« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2006, 05:37:01 PM »
Mario vs. That giant marshmellow guy in Ghostbusters

Mario, because he can melt the marshmellow guy with his fireballs.
That would be funny.
I'm a horrible person.

Glorb

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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2006, 06:22:29 PM »
Ooh! Mario vs. the aliens from War of the Worlds: Aliens. But just because Mario would've run out of lives from fighting Robocop, Godzilla, the Terminator, Aliens, the Predator, Freddy, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and Jason.
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2006, 09:39:54 PM »
There's no way in hail anything can survive the aliens without using a nuke of some kind.

Jump on the aliens? Come on now he would get pwned to infinity.
Senior Mariology professor

« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2006, 10:19:25 PM »
Mario vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Tough one. The turtles may have weapons and more skills, but Mario has more powerups- he can use Star and become invincible- and he also has heaps of experience jumping on shelled creatures.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2006, 11:39:00 PM »
Mario vs. Tom Cruise.

Can Mario survive Tom Cruise's spontanous spazzs and his crazy talk of scientology and such? Find out next itme on Celebrity Deathmatch.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2006, 11:41:47 PM »
Don't forget his super attack- Phone Toss!
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2006, 04:07:45 PM »
That was Russel Crowe.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2006, 04:25:35 PM »
Whoops.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2006, 11:55:00 AM »
Mario can pull stars out of his pocket at any time because of SMB3 and just run into the enemy to win.

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