Metal Gear Solid 4 IGN Review

[nensondubois]

Sick Yoshi runs across the screen!

[Glorb]

Lan Hikari - Grandmaster Plankton

Grandmaster Plankton and the Furious Five. That is all.

[PaperLuigi]

Are you supposed to be the same after 30-40 years have gone by? No. Geezers are boring, deal with it!

He looks like an elderly Dick Van Dyke. Honestly, could you see yourself playing as this man?

[nensondubois]

He looks like Mr. Bean.

[PaperLuigi]

All right then, can you imagine yourself playing as this man? Same guy with a few years added to his face. Here's a Snake picture for comparison.



Maybe I should just shut up and play the game.

[penguinwizard]

Mine is alliterative: "Liquid Lemur". Also, I tried some other character names...
Fox McCloud - Intoxicating Beetle
Samus Aran - Crossbow Stallion
Lara Croft - Holy Scorpion
Michael Jones - Humongous Bass
Axel Steel - Hand-Made Lynx
Neku Sakuraba - Iron Centipede
Gordon Freeman - Holy Dolphin
Mario Mario - Grandmaster Baboon (Light Yamagi also yielded this name)
Lan Hikari - Grandmaster Plankton
Jotaro Kujo - Grenade Donkey
Sasuke Uchiha - Gaseous Chameleon
Chiyo Mihama - Explosive Fieldmouse
Tohru Honda - Echidna Caribou

Aren't those the names of custom machines in F-Zero GX? Sheesh, sounds like they could.

Explosive Fieldmouse is hilarious though. And Grenade Donkey. Oh, and Chainsaw Lemming's the best name I've heard.

Well, we'll always have this Snake:

[MEGAߥTE]

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