I had a dream.
In this dream, I was playing Resident Evil 4. But trust me, it was nothing like Resident Evil 4. The only thing I remember was that it was more of an on-rails, lightgun-style game, and instead of using a lightgun, I had a GCN controller, so I had to move crosshairs with the joystick every time four enemies popped up in front of my character. I was terrible.
So I went to a used game counter, which was in the middle of a park, and asked if they had any GCN magnums. They were sold out. I was upset, because this meant I had to keep sucking at Resident Evil 4.
But then I saw the light and purchased Resident Evil 4 Wii Style. I woke up before I could enjoy my new Wiimote-controlled glory.