Ahh, yes. I can remember the good 'ole days; anyone could sew together a good piece of carpet with no hassles or bothers. But then the National Carpet Makers Haters Association began their poaching of the old fashion carpet makers. Then there came Jim the Carpet Maker. This wonderful man made enough carpet to put the NCMHA out of business. Then came the lepers. They then killed poor Jim. Then his spirit killed all within 15 square miles of his carpet shop. The moral of the story is: don't kill carpet makers if u just so happen to be a leper.
P.S. I know that this story makes no sense at all. But I like it that way. Also, no offense to anyone who knows anyone infected
with leperacy.
I went to the Alps and was lost for three weeks, and all i got was this lousy shirt.
