I'm frustrated, buttranged, bootybothered, assblasted, rectumwrecked, [dukar]tershocked, donkdamaged, posteriorperturbed, anusagitated, buttdevastated, scphinctersore, assravaged, gluteusmaximusmutilated, fannyflustered, caboosecapsized, rearruined, pooperpeeved, keisterconfounded, hindquartershurt, derrièredamaged, tushtroubled, arseaggravted, buttbullied and slightly mad