You dirty rat...

[Luigison]

...we have so much in common.



http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=jailbreak-rat&WT.mc_id=SA_syn_HuffPo

[Actually, the rats may be more moral than most of us.]

[zelkova]

*Transitional sound effect followed by generic overly-intense male narrator*
"They took the cheese...."
*BOOM (Trans. sound effect)*
"They locked the cages..."
*BOOM*
"But then the unexpected.... *dramatic chorus lead-up* ... HAPPENED!" *camera zooms in on the a singular rat looking pretty heroic && dramatic music plays*
"...Imprisoned, but not forgotten..."
Male Hero Rat: *Screaming heroically while running down a corridor with a gun*
"... You can never forget your friends... "
Female damsel rat: "Just GO!" *while apparently wounded and chained up*
Male Hero Rat: "I WONT LEAVE YOU!"
*BOOM*
"Experience the Motion Picture Event of the year...."
*dramatic music continues, as scenes of the hero rats flash by the screen showing all the dramatic and suspenseful scenes, with some scenes of scientist villains thrown in for good measure...*
"... An academy award winning performance Starring Geraldo-Hernandez Ratboy, Brad Pit, Chow Yun Fat, Ellen Mclain and directed by Michael Bay..."
*dramatic music movie trailer end* --

 

CHOCOLATE ESCAPE

In theaters August 22

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Rats are cool.