The ninjis had surrounded Mario and Luigi. Thinking that the Mario Brothers were wuss men, a ninji hit Mario. Mario retaliated and, after several gruesome moments, the Ninji was twisted like a pretzel.
Mario: Okay, who's next?
Luigi: Yeah! Who wants to be humiliated by the Mario Brothers?
All Ninji except the dead one: ME! OOH OOH! I WANNA!
But then, trouble started. Bowser had appeared with Wart. "Ah, the Mario Brothers." Bowser said. "I haven't seen you since last time! Said Wart. (Wart is referring to SMB2, the only Mario game he's ever been in.) "Wart! we beat you last time and we'll beat you again! And Bowser! WE've beaten you about, oh, 800 times? WE'll do it again!!!!!! "Get them my Birdos!" Wart shouted. Suddenly, 500 birdos appeared.
"Hey, I thought Jman killed those!" Mario said.
Jman: Sorry, I only killed the gay Birdo from someone else's post!
Mario: I guess we're doomed then.
Jman: I guess so. Unless. . .
What is Jman's plan? Find out next time!
Okay, now we can talk for a bit. What do you Think so far? THis is my first shot at a Mario message board story.
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