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« Reply #2565 on: May 25, 2007, 04:25:26 PM »
Oh man! How can I do this without hurting one of my favorite Mario characters? Luigi is turned into Mr L. That'll work.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2566 on: May 25, 2007, 05:07:41 PM »
Count Bleck (turned Luigi into Mr. L) is crushed to death by Mario's oversized foot.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2567 on: May 25, 2007, 05:46:29 PM »
Count Bleck was given a Mega Star at the last second and is turned into a weird pixelly version of himself. He then procedes to plow right into Mario.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2568 on: May 25, 2007, 09:09:23 PM »
Luigi steps in again and saves the day.  With his moustache.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #2569 on: May 26, 2007, 10:25:14 AM »
RAZOR. *shave'd*
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2570 on: May 26, 2007, 01:41:00 PM »
Razor loses his edge when a mutant cupcake told him he sucked.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2571 on: May 26, 2007, 03:41:59 PM »
Mutant cupcake is eaten by mutants.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2572 on: May 26, 2007, 05:46:46 PM »
Mutants are hired by the X-Men as janitors, making them..........uh, less of a mutant.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2573 on: May 26, 2007, 06:25:32 PM »
X-Men are X-Ploded.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #2574 on: May 26, 2007, 07:07:23 PM »
X-Plosion is contained by a restraining order.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2575 on: May 26, 2007, 09:15:52 PM »
The restraining order is thrown in an Eazy Bake Oven.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #2576 on: May 26, 2007, 09:59:40 PM »
Easy Bake Oven taken apart by a screwdriver.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #2577 on: May 28, 2007, 12:23:56 PM »
Mr. Fusion converts the screwdriver into fuel for the DeLorean.

« Reply #2578 on: May 28, 2007, 12:25:14 PM »
Mr. Fusion is stolen by Biff, who wants to build his own time machine.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2579 on: May 28, 2007, 01:23:56 PM »
Biff gets crushed by a Thwomp.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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