Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 558096 times)

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2670 on:** June 17, 2007, 03:07:21 PM »

Metalman falls in love with Metalwoman and turns all softy.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2671 on:** June 17, 2007, 05:44:24 PM »

Metalwoman is melted down for scrap by lava.

Toad · « **Reply #2672 on:** June 17, 2007, 08:16:53 PM »

Lava flows into the sea.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2673 on:** June 17, 2007, 08:55:40 PM »

All the world's fishes pass gas simultaneously, and the sea is blasted into the stratosphere.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2674 on:** June 20, 2007, 02:39:43 PM »

And it all rains back down.

Suffix · « **Reply #2675 on:** June 20, 2007, 03:24:12 PM »

The Evil Lampshade of Time gives Sir Issac Newton a nice watch. Entranced, Newton forgets to invent gravity. Will the sea ever return?!

The Chef · « **Reply #2676 on:** June 20, 2007, 03:26:52 PM »

Random Access Man goes back in time, destroys the watch, defeats the Evil Lampshade of Time, and saves the sea, all in one day.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2677 on:** June 20, 2007, 03:27:43 PM »

Access Man is stolen and re-programed by Dr. Wily.

Suffix · « **Reply #2678 on:** June 20, 2007, 03:29:53 PM »

None other than Micro Man defeats the new Access Man by firing repeatedly into his ear.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #2679 on:** June 20, 2007, 07:39:22 PM »

Micro Man is crushed by a leaf.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2680 on:** June 20, 2007, 07:39:54 PM »

Leaf is set on fire.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2681 on:** June 21, 2007, 11:44:58 AM »

An ice dragon of sorts freezes the fire.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2682 on:** June 29, 2007, 12:00:37 AM »

A can of Beefaroni does its thing, and the ice dragon vanishes.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2683 on:** June 29, 2007, 12:01:36 AM »

Beefaroni is eaten up by a hungry man.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2684 on:** June 29, 2007, 12:02:23 AM »

Kid Cuisine puts this Hungry Man out of business!