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Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #2970 on: February 10, 2009, 11:49:49 AM »
The King of Video Game is destroyed by the Burger King. Wake up with the King.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2971 on: February 10, 2009, 11:59:32 AM »
Burger King is shot by an annoyed guy from Detroit.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2972 on: February 10, 2009, 12:03:33 PM »
Detroit guy is arrested by Barney the fat police cop.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2973 on: February 10, 2009, 12:05:27 PM »
("police cop"?)

Barney is eaten by Blart.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #2974 on: February 10, 2009, 12:26:59 PM »
("police cop"?)

Well, that's what they're called in my town.

Blart is torn to pieces by the boogieman.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Rao

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« Reply #2975 on: February 10, 2009, 12:33:15 PM »
The boogieman is overcome by the Hurdy Gurdy Man's love power.
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What's your problem, Cambodian?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2976 on: February 10, 2009, 01:10:34 PM »
(as opposed to "fireman cops"?)

Love is defeated by apathy.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #2977 on: February 10, 2009, 01:33:45 PM »
Apathy is overcome when a random fat guy who lives in his parent's basement decides to get off his butt and make a difference in the world today.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2978 on: February 10, 2009, 02:53:04 PM »
The fat guy is distracted by a fudge brownie.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Rao

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« Reply #2979 on: February 10, 2009, 03:01:05 PM »
The fudge brownie is eaten by a passing platypus.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #2980 on: February 10, 2009, 04:38:34 PM »
Sarah Palin legalizes 365 day platypus hunting season.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2981 on: February 10, 2009, 04:40:27 PM »
Palin is eternally mortified by photoshop junkies.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #2982 on: February 10, 2009, 05:03:56 PM »
Photoshop junkies realize how meaningless their life has become.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #2983 on: February 10, 2009, 07:14:44 PM »
A new version of photoshop comes out turning photoshop junkies back into their old selves.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2984 on: February 10, 2009, 07:22:27 PM »
New version of Photoshop is accidentally erased by a cat stepping on the keyboard.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

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