Oh, I went on vacation for a couple days, and in one of the bathrooms at the theme park I visted, there was an air-dryer called the XLERATOR. I mean, I HAD to try it out, because it seemed so XTREEEEEEME. And I did. The air came out of this thing about 4x faster than a standard issue air dryer... and it actually dryed my hands. No, seriously. First air dryer ever that's actually done what it was supposed to.