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Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« on: January 07, 2007, 09:23:40 PM »
http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/scientist-suggests-nasa-probes-killed/20070107132009990004?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Well... it seems we've done what we'd always feared would happen to us: use advanced technology to invade a planet and kill lower lifeforms. I just hope the entire galaxy doesn't come after Earth for this.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2007, 09:34:44 PM »
Eh, whatever. We killed off some bacteria.......or something.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2007, 10:19:28 PM »
All that article says is that we may have killed something. It seems highly unlikely to me that anything was killed.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 10:25:29 PM »
"Logical consistency is nice, but it's not enough anymore," McKay said.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

PaperLuigi

« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 10:37:05 PM »
This just doesn't seem all that important. I doubt that the "entire galaxy will come after us."
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2007, 11:56:28 PM »
You know, I thought we had morals at this board.  Now you guys are just shrugging off the blatant murder of more than one microorganism.  What a pity... such a pity....
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 12:27:40 AM »
Muhahhahaaaaa!!! Universal conquest will soon be mine! I mean, ours!
So what, you use Lysol or 409 or something in your house, right? Well, what makes spraying Lysol on tiny aliens any different?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 12:41:28 AM »
Alien bacteria are special.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 02:42:36 AM »
So a guy writes a paper: if this certain type of bacteria was there, we killed it.

I... agree.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 11:35:17 AM »
I'll bet those alien bacteria are thinking this:

"My fellow bacterians: On Kiau 87th, Bacteria date 8675309-1337, a day that will live in infamy, the planet Earth launched an antibacterial attack on our civilization. We have no choice but to launch a counterattack on -- wait, what's that...lemony smell? AaAaaGGGHHH!!! *SSPLOOORSH!!!Fizzlefizzle*"

Well, they wouldn't be thinking "*SSPLOOORSH!!!Fizzlefizzle*" because they'd be too dead to think so. Ah...bacterial genocide.
every

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2007, 02:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Suffix on January 08, 2007, 12:41:28 AM
Alien bacteria are special.

Speshal! In this board it's speshal!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

PaperLuigi

« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2007, 07:07:59 PM »
Today I got down to invading my dusty garage, using all kinds of weapons to kill off the enemy bacteria.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead

« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2007, 07:32:35 PM »
I assume that today I've killed over 1,000,000,000 bacteria today.
"MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN RICK ASTLEY SAID HE'D NEVER LET ME DOWN" - Cosbydaf

GiftedGirl

« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2007, 08:13:31 PM »
...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

Sorry. It's just that everyone's responses to this made me laugh. That, and I've never made my text biger before. XD
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Mr. Wiggles

« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2007, 09:32:24 PM »
Aw geez. Another possible war, with foreign bacteria from outer space?

DO NOT WANT.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Robert

« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2007, 04:39:35 PM »
Pretty soon, some people out there will launch the non-profit company PETAB, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Alien Bacteria.

I wonder if this bacteria will eventually evolve into civilized life, like our planet did so many years ago.
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon chooses you!

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2007, 08:00:16 PM »
Or so it's hypothesized.
That was a joke.

GiftedGirl

« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2007, 08:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Robert on January 09, 2007, 04:39:35 PM
Pretty soon, some people out there will launch the non-profit company PETAB, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Alien Bacteria.

And of course, the rednecks out there will create People for the Eating of Tasty Alien Bacteria. XD Just kidding. Who'd wanna eat bacteria?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

PaperLuigi

« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2007, 09:43:39 PM »
Are you so sure we came from bacteri..................never mind.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2007, 10:56:26 PM »
Well GiftedGirl, some bacteria is required for you to stay healthy. And you eat it all the time, just the kind that isn't bad for you.
That was a joke.

GiftedGirl

« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2007, 06:48:18 AM »
Oh yeah. I forgot. ^^;
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2007, 07:24:40 PM »
Scientists have unearthed more evidence of alien lifeforms. Read more here.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2007, 07:27:54 PM by Area 64 »

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2007, 08:41:42 PM »
Microbial life on other planets doesn't really interest me. Though, that's most likely how life started on this planet, I'd rather hear news of an advanced (non-hostile) race. :/
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Boo Dudley

  • This is not a secret page hint
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2007, 04:50:09 PM »
Quote from: PaperLuigi on January 07, 2007, 09:34:44 PM
Eh, whatever. We killed off some bacteria.......or something.

Thats right, you don't believe in evolution don't you?

PaperLuigi

« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2007, 04:51:53 PM »
No.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2007, 10:54:11 PM »
0000

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2007, 10:56:07 PM »
I lol'd.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

PaperLuigi

« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2007, 11:24:27 PM »
Funny. :)

Did you make that yourself?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2007, 01:11:40 AM »
Wait, the guy turns super saiyan and then hadokens him? He doesn't like, kamehameha him instead?
That was a joke.

MEGAߥTE

  • In flames
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2007, 01:15:29 AM »
No, he Hadawkins him.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2007, 10:07:40 AM »
OhohoHO.
That was a joke.

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2007, 10:22:05 AM »
Hah, that's awesome TEM.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2007, 01:32:07 PM »
TEM did not make it. Look at the URL and you will find many similar comics, most of which are not work safe.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

PaperLuigi

« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2007, 02:07:19 PM »
O_O

Dang, a few of those comics are pretty gross.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2007, 08:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Chupperson Weird on August 25, 2007, 10:07:40 AM
OhohoHO.

Wow. I understood a joke before Chup did. That a first?
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."
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