That reminds me:
I was Waluigi for Halloween last year.
Person: Who are you supposed to be?
Me: Waluigi.
Person: What, is that a Pokemon?
Person's mom: It's one of the super Mario brothers.
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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.