Alright, cable04, check if this site's match for Chinese sign/western sign is any more accurate. I'll copy it in verbatim:
TIGER/Cancer
Does wood plus water sound a bit soggy to you? Could it be that you don't appreciate the stay-at-home silent type we have here? The slower the pace and the warmer the home fire, the more sedentary your Tiger/Cancer will be. All that Tiger deep thinking and sensitivity will be compounded by the Cancer's need for a warm haven to call his own. The Tiger side of this character will want to rush about making things happen only to be met head-on by the homebody side of Cancer. Hypersensitive to criticism and less willing than most to listen to advice, this crabby Tiger may also be just that from time to time. Jolly the old crab along. Cancers love to be in positions of authority. Out of curiosity, take a survey in your office. Note the many executive Cancers. And don't be surprised if many of them were born in Tiger years. Te coalition of the two signs is a match made in heaven.
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And one more thing: how much are your chinchillas and golden yoshis in coins? I just won a x64 in Game Guy's roulette, so I've got some extra coinage to spend.
Go Moon!