"This post has the consistency of crow’s feathers." - it's a long story that I doubt anyone will remember.
"Deezer's sig is my favorite." - refering to the fact that Deezer did not have a signature.
"Politicians need to be more honest about lying." - something I read in the news.
"It‘s-a me, Luigison!" - making fun of marioguys sig. Notice the punctuation.
"Aparently 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population." - one of my brother's favorite quotes.
"P.S. Nice text Yoshi." - Watoad said this.
"'Do you guys have nothing better to do with your time?'-CashCrazed."
"Oh, CashCrazed came here. Oh, and a negative comment has been made. Oh, and they both happened at the same time. Remarkable." - Watoad's comments based on the previous quote.
"My sources inform me that you combine arrogance with trivia and try to pass it off as intelligence." - forget were this came from.
"<hidden message number five> <actually I lost count>" - in a post I made during the code wars. I think Watoad may have been the only person to read it.
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - don't no where I got this, but I say it sometimes when asked questions I can't answer.
'So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?' He blinked at me as if I was stupid. 'Well what do you think you do?' he said. 'You die of course. That's what deadly means.' - from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galazy.
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." - from The Simpsons.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - reference about a previous forum member.
"Bob does not exist." - an error message in DarkBASIC.
http://www.geocities.com/dr_shows/RandomSignatures.htm