<%Skeleton> Fighting games are violent
<%Skeleton> They make those who think about them violent
<%Ventricle> i thought the general consensus was that shooters did that
<%Skeleton> No, those make people nice and charitable
<+CommodoreJim> I thought the general consensus was that Jack Thompson was stupid
<%Skeleton> Yes, which proves the opposite. Shooters do in fact turn their players into saints
<%Ventricle> racing games make you better at cooking
<%Skeleton> Text adventures boost physical strength
<%Ventricle> rpgs increase your metabolism
<%Ventricle> platformers enhance your vision
<%Skeleton> rhythm games make you immune to aids
<%Ventricle> strategy games increase your sexual performance
<+CommodoreJim> Sports games awaken your latent psychic abilities
<%Ventricle> puzzle games relieve stomach pains
<%Skeleton> flight simulators summon gargoyles
<%Ventricle> dating sims turn your skin blue
<+CommodoreJim> God Sims send you directly to heck
<%Skeleton> roleplays make you more likely to succeed in endeavors
<%Ventricle> metroidvanias grant immunity to bears
<%Skeleton> beat-em-ups give you revelations of the universe
<%Ventricle> run-and-guns endow you with the ability to peer into alternate timelines
<%Skeleton> Collectathons cure athelete's foot
<+CommodoreJim> Visual Novels reveal who you will marry
<%Skeleton> card games make you odor-proof for up to 18 hours
<+CommodoreJim> Slice of Life games will teach you who you really are