OK, here's the deal: you know how it seems like any sort of item you buy, you can get it with Pikachu's face on it? Well, what if nintendo made some really, um, weird, Mario Products? Such as:
1. Super Mario Hemorrhoid Cream! It could come in a nifty little dispenser in the shape of a mario character.
2. Mario Chocolate Chewable Laxatives! Which one do you want? Yoshi or Toad?
3. Mario Depends! Cute little adult-sized diapers with Mario and friends on them. You'll be the hit of the nursing home!
LOL. Everybody add any crazy, wacky thing you come up with.
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~Princess Peach "Psstt... I'm wearing my Mario underwear! Hee hee!" Toadstool
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~Heir to the Royal Throne, the Baker of Many Cakes, Kisser of Many Noses,Bimbo Supreme, and Crybaby Extroidinaire,Her Royal Highness, the Noble Princess Peach Toadstool~