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Lizard Dude

« Reply #330 on: July 13, 2007, 07:08:33 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on July 13, 2007, 09:08:14 AM
Wha? I don't...Oh! Ha! He's implying that his left hand is used for fending off squirrel attacks, while his right hand is used for looking at porn! Right?
Darn things go crazy when they see nuts on the screen.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #331 on: July 21, 2007, 11:46:24 AM »
<Mr_Melee> !warp Brady Bunch
* Dimentio warps Brady Bunch to Canada.
<Mr_Melee> Canadian Brady Bunch?
<BirdPerson> They belong somewhere more painful or fictional...
<WarpRattler> !warp the Brady Bunch
* Dimentio warps the Brady Bunch to China.
<WarpRattler> The Chinese Brady Bunch would have two children.
<Mr_Melee> "Ok, kids, which one of you is ready to be killed?"
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

GiftedGirl

« Reply #332 on: July 23, 2007, 08:43:50 PM »
Dimentio was on #tmk????? Aww, I miss all the fun! :(
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #333 on: July 23, 2007, 08:47:05 PM »
This probably wasn't in #TMK. After all, I'm confident !warp is not a command recognized by any scripts affecting M_B.

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #334 on: July 23, 2007, 09:09:04 PM »
Actually, that happened in #palaceofshadow, where the bot is Dimentio.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #335 on: July 23, 2007, 09:11:11 PM »
He's in #palaceofshadow (official chatroom of The Palace of Shadow, a Mario RPG site created by Bird Person). You can get to #palaceofshadow by going to #tmk the normal way, then typing /join #palaceofshadow in your client.

Bird Person is responsible for that script as well as several other awesome ones. I created the chatroom and had Dimentio made as a bot.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Lizard Dude

« Reply #336 on: July 24, 2007, 09:52:17 AM »
Bird made up !warp...? Or do you mean he just changed the locales to boring stuff like "China" and "Canada"?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #337 on: July 24, 2007, 11:40:54 AM »
Usually they're less boring locales, but never anywhere near as good as some of the ones the Mushroom Teleporter sends people to. His !warp script is also different from the Mushroom Teleporter in that it sends an ACT command to BotServ (making the bot do a /me) instead of a SAY command (someone correct me if I'm wrong about how the script works).
« Last Edit: July 24, 2007, 01:31:08 PM by WarpRattler »

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #338 on: July 24, 2007, 11:58:55 AM »
LD, there are a ton more results, like
-purgatory. I bet you're thinking, "Why did I litter? WHY!?"
-a room full of 8-year-old, wrist strapless Wii Sports players.
-Pac-Man maze #256.
-the imminent path of a steamroller.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #339 on: August 08, 2007, 02:17:43 AM »
<Lizard_Dude> A kid bribed me $1 today to sell him an M-rated game
<Lizard_Dude> So I did it XD
<Lizard_Dude> Get paid to protect free speech - sounded good to me.
<Super-Jesse> i never did it at gamestop
<Super-Jesse> i mean, if the kid wanted it so bad, just get mommy and daddy to come in and buy it for you
<Lizard_Dude> This kid's parents wouldn't have let him
<Super-Jesse> i found that the parents that dont want their kids playing those games are usually the type to come back and be total jerks
<Lizard_Dude> If their parents won't let them shoot cops in games, what choice do they have but to do it in RL?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Super-Jesse

  • Unstoppable News Machine
« Reply #340 on: August 08, 2007, 08:16:58 PM »
Alright guys, let me explain this to you:

The name of this log is "Starfy's mom", and you'll see why. A newcomer by the Username of Starfy came to #tmk, and what happened next...Well, let's just say you're missing out if you don't read the text.

So read up, and enjoy!
<Kojinka> When I saw this thread back on top, I was afraid this was gonna be another pointless bump by a new member, but when I saw Super-Jesse's username, my fears were laid to rest.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #341 on: August 08, 2007, 08:28:09 PM »
Some of my favorite parts:

<Starfy> my mom saus im being too mean
<Starfy> she wants to know u alls names
<Starfy> Hi, this is Steven's mother
<PaperMario> is she hot?
<WarpRattler> My name is Heavy Lobster.
<Starfy> I need to you know all your names, now
<BirdPerson> I'm Max Vance.
<Starfy> He shared his, and I want to make sure no one on here is going to harm him
<Starfy> Okay, thank you Mr. Vance
<Starfy> Look, I will report you to the police

<Starfy> Look, my husband is a computer programmer at Dell
<BirdPerson> WHAT THE DELL
<Starfy> he can probably buy all your computers and tell me your names

<SolidShroom> IRC
<SolidShroom> YOU'RE ON IT NOW
<Starfy> I'm on what?!
<SolidShroom> INTERNET RELAY CHAT
<Starfy> No sir, I do NOT do drugs!
<BirdPerson> Duuuuude
<BirdPerson> Solid
<BirdPerson> Pass the IRC

Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #342 on: August 08, 2007, 09:00:45 PM »
That third part has become my sig (though my sig may change to another golden quote from Starfy.) That stuff was WAAAY too hilarious. I thought I was going to suffocate. I can only wish one thing was different: that I was there when this all happened.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #343 on: August 08, 2007, 10:44:00 PM »
That's a creative way to have a four-line quote in your signature.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #344 on: August 08, 2007, 11:05:35 PM »
Starfy?  Sounds like we got another Boo_penguin!
Regards, Uncle Dolan
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