Author Topic: Mormons (Read 34466 times)

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #30 on:** November 22, 2007, 10:08:58 AM »

I solve the question of life, the universe, and everything by just not caring.

Also, 42.

Rao · « **Reply #31 on:** November 22, 2007, 10:13:31 AM »

The Big Bang Theory is a big bunch of hogwash.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #32 on:** November 22, 2007, 10:18:24 AM »

Quote from: Rao on November 20, 2007, 07:30:45 PM

I see no reason why this thread should exist. I'm sorry, I just don't.

Quote from: Rao on November 22, 2007, 10:13:31 AM

The Big Bang Theory is a big bunch of hogwash.

Hey, Einstein, how about an actual intelligent opinion?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #33 on:** November 22, 2007, 10:19:41 AM »

The Big Bang theory is not hogwash. It basically explains why most of everything is here today, even if it can't explain why it happened itself, or where the matter used in the explosion came from.

No offence ShadowBrain, but "42" isn't exactly an intelligent opinion.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #34 on:** November 22, 2007, 12:08:38 PM »

Yeah, I don't know where I read what I did, but I don't think I'm correct.

Rao · « **Reply #35 on:** November 22, 2007, 12:12:16 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on November 22, 2007, 10:18:24 AM

Hey, Einstein, how about an actual intelligent opinion?

Why does everyone have to take everything so dang seriously these days? I wasn't saying those things wholeheartedly.

Presidente · « **Reply #36 on:** November 22, 2007, 01:02:16 PM »

People do take things a little too seriously around here.

Quote from: Suffix on November 21, 2007, 11:39:03 PM

I'm curious as to how anybody could believe the Book of Mormon. It just... doesn't make sense.

Why dosn't it make sense? People all believe the Bible and the Book of Mormon is practically the same thing. It just tells about what happened in the America's rather than what happened over in Eurasia and Africa.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #37 on:** November 22, 2007, 01:11:02 PM »

The thing is, Jesus performed his miracles and teachings in Eurasia. History, nor the Bible, ever said he came over to America. I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but America as a nation didn't even exist until 1783.

Presidente · « **Reply #38 on:** November 22, 2007, 03:41:07 PM »

But the Native Americans existed before the USA. And I know no ones trying to be rude on this thread, there all just stating there opinions and that's just fine with me because a lot of people find our doctrines hard to believe.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #39 on:** November 22, 2007, 06:31:10 PM »

Quote from: Presidente on November 22, 2007, 01:02:16 PM

People all believe the Bible and the Book of Mormon is practically the same thing.

Exactly. Which begs the question: Why do people believe the Bible?

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #40 on:** November 22, 2007, 06:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Presidente on November 22, 2007, 03:41:07 PM

But the Native Americans existed before the USA. And I know no ones trying to be rude on this thread, there all just stating there opinions and that's just fine with me because a lot of people find our doctrines hard to believe.

Okay, I'm basing everything on what I gathered from that South Park episode, so bare with me if I'm wrong, But doesn't it say that whites existed in north america first and American Indians were sinners that were punished with dark skin?

Presidente · « **Reply #41 on:** November 22, 2007, 06:50:42 PM »

Yes. Well, initially, all white people came to the America's and the sinners got dark skins. But the dark skins (known as the Lamanites) went on a genocide and killed the white skins (known as the Nephites) and, no, black people are still not sinners now their skin color is just a trait now and not a mark of evil. This would explain why there were no white people in the America's.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #42 on:** November 22, 2007, 07:04:29 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on November 22, 2007, 06:31:10 PM

Exactly. Which begs the question: Why do people believe the Bible?

The Bible and the Book of Mormon share nothing alike. They are two totally different things. The Bible never speaks about white skins and black skins fighting each other, and it never talks about Jesus coming to America. Ever. History never even said that Jesus came to America. According to history, he was a man who lived and preached in Eurasia from 4 B.C. to 29 A.D. when he was crucified.

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #43 on:** November 22, 2007, 07:32:19 PM »

Quote from: Presidente on November 22, 2007, 06:50:42 PM

Yes. Well, initially, all white people came to the America's and the sinners got dark skins. But the dark skins (known as the Lamanites) went on a genocide and killed the white skins (known as the Nephites) and, no, black people are still not sinners now their skin color is just a trait now and not a mark of evil. This would explain why there were no white people in the America's.

I find that extremely offensive. A religion condemning a RACE! So, yeah, I think this takes the cake in absurdism.

Oh, and the Great Spirit would like to have a word with you.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #44 on:** November 22, 2007, 07:42:07 PM »

Skin color makes you evil. Since when did people have power over skin color?