Jman, I think you've finally gone off the deep end. I assure you, there is absolutely no such thing as the Fungi Forums Cabal. Now go back home, and don't ask any questions or talk to anyone, because the Cabal is watching you. Err, no, it isn't. I didn't say that. Because it doesn't exist. Never mind.
In related news, self-confessed puppy-kicker GiftedGirl continued kicking puppies today, including an adorable poodle and baby beagle. Authorities have yet to apprehend the suspect.