Okay, i've got a story...
When we came back from the Phillipines, we had to ride an airplane.
(Duh, we went across half the world)
Our longest flight was the one from Nagoya, Japan, to Detroit, lasting well more than 10 hours. The airplane movie, Fun With Dick and Jane was over, and mostly everyone was asleep. I as thirsty, so I called the stewerdess. A rather large one came up to me and asked with a gruff voice, iwith a hint of annoyedness, "What the heck do you want?" I told her I needed a coke. She grumpily went to the place where all foods are sored, made some rude moaning sounds, came back, and slammed the can on my little mini-table. The can was opened, so the coke flew in all directions, including my new shirt. She didn't even bother to ask me if I needed a tissue.
Grr...At least Hoodwinked was soon after.
Also, a little story i have to share. No angst. No maddness. just an odd little memory that might make somebody mad. For me, it was actually funny.
Forth grade. Playground. 12:30.
A group of new kids were asking for help on the faces and places of the school.
"Don't ever, ever, bother the Carla group". I pointed to a group of girls that were chatting on the blacktop.
*shivers*The Carla group. Led by Carla, the group was feared for their deadly actions, their ideas, their ways of tormenting prisoners, and, *gulp*, their freakishly small mini-skirts.
One of their generals have noticed my action, and informed Carla, who had barked orders to give chase. I noticed them moving at me. Yipe. They captured my poor self, and tied me under the slide with their sweaters. The boys group, The Revolutions, had noticed me soon after, and declared war on the Carla group, since I was Head of War Tactics and Veteran Spy (i had big, but strangely, silent feet, and I could sneak around like Sam Fischer)
The war lasted for seven days, which we properly dubbed "The Seven Day War", and ended with me and my men, 21 in all, tied to trees, poles, and other long, vertical objects. i got the Royal Treatment, as i was tied to upside down.
I think i hate all-girl school gangs, and being tied upside down.