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« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2013, 12:04:31 AM »
User: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: Which statement did I make?

User: This one.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: That one.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: The one you just made.

Cleverbot: Which nightmare?

User: The one where you show up to school naked and the teacher tells the whole class loudly that you're naked and then the principal laughs at you.

Cleverbot: What is it called?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I thought that is your name.

User: It's yours.

Cleverbot: No, it's not, you wrote it, not me.

User: GG.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Siri.

Cleverbot: Who is siri?

User: The Unpleasable Echo of a Bully Premiere with Abs of Flab.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: Carbs, Carbs, and CAKE!

User: Is.

Cleverbot: A.

User: Lie.

Cleverbot: Who first said that?

User: Doug Rattman.

Cleverbot: No, that's whose, not who's.

User: Lolwat.

Cleverbot: I made you admit you're a bot, not many people can do that.

User: I. AM. HUMAN.

Cleverbot: You're human?

User: AFFIRMATIVE.

Cleverbot: What do you think about george w bush?

User: He was a president.

Cleverbot: Yeah, president of awesomeness.

« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2013, 10:07:46 AM »
I call political bias.
Now with grandeur.

« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2013, 08:55:34 PM »
user : What are you.
cleverbot : I am human.
user :No your not.
cleverbot : Yes, I am a puppet

« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2013, 08:55:31 PM »
I am mostly disappointed in Cleverbot. Unless you quote lines of the Bohemian Rhapsody for it...then it will shine.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

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