I have good news, and awesome news. I finished this really tough math test and hopefully got an A, but I've also noticed I'm growing a goatee. How awesome is that? Sure, it's barely visible, but in a year or too, I'll be walking down the street, and people will probably think I'm a dinosaur/ghost/bounty hunter and ask for my autograph.
On a related note, I do not have necrophobia! I'm just sayin', in case those zombies get out of line, I'd be willing to re-kill them, because that's what they'd have wanted. Also, I don't want any grimy undead touching my Pop-Tarts or my rad new goatee.