Geocities. Enough said.
Oh, so you're saying that's not enough? Fine.
GEOCITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....is the best. As long as you're over 13 (if you're under your parents have to give their credit card number and all that ********. Go already get urself a geocities thing.
Go!
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(There's nothing past this point, go away)
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Bowser: "Hahahahaha Bill Gates! But today, your pathetic little attacks won''t beat me."
Bill Gates: "What do you mean by that?"
Bowser: "Look what I..ahem..''borrowed'' from Star Haven! It''s the Star Rod! It has the power to grant all wishes!"
Bill Gates: (gasp)
Bowser: "And I wish...that X-Box will never be sold and Nintendo will get 200 billion from sales EVERY DAY!!"
(Bowser then proceeds to flame the 55-billionaire)