Dot dot dot.
Instead of that why don't you just play Twilight Princess and go to the Cave of Ordeals till you get to a Great Fairy... yeesh.
Couldn'tve said it better myself. She looked like she had some kind of birth defect, for crying out loud. (on a seperate note... *Homer voice* Mmm... humanoid Midna...)
As for Peach's panties, I went to one of those elementary schools where there was always at least one person going around who, if you brought it up, insisted you could see her baring it all in
Super Smash Bros. or
Mario Party if you paused it at the right point. Lord knows some lonely little programmer may have slipped something into the ROM of one game or another, but I suppose aside from
Melee (I mean, with those camera controls, how couldm you NOT be able to see... it...them?), Americans are going to have to go without panty shots.
...At least until the even MORE mature
Brawl. Zero Suit Samus, anyone?