-People who dislike Rocko's Modern Life.
-People who cannot pronounce Porsche. It's got two syllables.
I know, right?
Well, here we go.
-People who say "literally" for emphasis as opposed to, y'know, being literal
-People who say "random" when they mean "weird" or "stupid"
-People who think Wolfmother sucks because they sound '70s-ish
-People who think Daft Punk sucks for some insane reason I can't comprehend
-The way it only gets hot around here when I'm working outside
-People who are very poor at swearing (saying the f-word every sentence doesn't make you sound older, trust me)
-People who drink energy drinks simply because they think it makes them look older (I know, [wtd]?)
-People (specifically, 10 to 14-year-olds) who go around saying "WOW I AM SO HUNG OVER FROM ALL THE ALCOHOL I DRANK LAST NIGHT AT THE PARTY I HAD AT MY HOUSE WHILE MY PARENTS WERE AWAY" in an attempt to sound older/cooler
-People who wear band shirts but don't listen to that band (AC/DC shirts, especially) and who wear video game shirts but don't play any games (SMB shirts, especially)
-Paul W.S. Anderson
-Anyone and everyone on the internet who has the words "Dark" and/or the name of any anime character in their screen names, and who put "~xXx~_" and the like at the ends of said names
-Naruto fanfiction