Hey everyone! What's new folks? I hope it doesn't get annoying that I keep popping back here sporadically like those awful magikoopas from SMW. (Those were worse than lakitus!) If you don't know who I am... then be thankful because I was weirder than I am now. XD Anyway... I haven't been playing video games for a long time in order to work on my future plans. The last video games I played were the classic Zelda games on the Collector's Edition and finished all of the games except Zelda II. I had never played these games before and I thought that LoZ, Ocarina, and Majora's Mask were incredible and fun to the max. (I even liked Zelda II but it's really tough!)
Okay, I should get to my point now. I had an idea I wanted to share and just couldn't keep it to myself. I was going to send it in a message to the mailbag but when I noticed the lengthy time gap between each one I thought "I don't have the patience to wait that long!" Hopefully this hasn't already been mentioned and hopefully I don't sound like I'm advertising because that's never my goal.
I'll try to get to the point quickly so I don't ramble too much. Not long ago I discovered a website called Rifftrax where the creators of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (a show I loved) are making new hilarious movie commentaries that mercilessly poke fun at everything. Not only can you download these but you can also make your own and sell them to other people! (Maybe you see where I'm taking this.) I thought that since the TMK team knows so much about the Mario universe, and they're also incredibly witty, it would only be right for them to create an iriff for the Super Mario Bros movie. Yes, it would be torture to have to watch that again but it would so worth it for the rest of us. It could turn out great and more people would buy it since you're so well-known and loved. What do you think? I think it would be a sin not to! Deezer and Sapphira should do it with 2 or 3 other ones. Here's some things you could say. "This music from the game is like a deep breath before diving into a murky swamp." "I can just hear all of the Mario fans around the world yelling at the same time 'Koopa isn't a human! He's a turtle! Dragon... thing." Yoshi: "Well I sure got a great part in the movie!" (stabbed) "Princess Daisy? Oh no, we're looking for the wrong princess!"
Oh yeah... and let us always remember the sacrifices of our soldiers, those who risked their lives on 9/11, and the rich blessing of freedom. God has blessed America.