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Author Topic: Mario's Story: The Coming of Yoshies  (Read 6255 times)

« on: March 03, 2002, 06:17:30 PM »
TOAD: Hurry! The King awaits!
MARIO: I-a think he's on-a top of that-a there hill!
TOAD *blushing* ooops...
YOSHI: Yo-Yoshi!
MARIO: He said that there's treasure here.
TOAD: Really? WHERE IS IT?
YOSHI:Yosh-shi-Yoshi!
MARIO: Up there! (points to box)
KOOPA: Back off! This is Bowser's treasure! But, he was supposed to be here to pick it up... Ahhh, what the hey, you can have it, he won't want it now!
MARIO: *jumping* (An 80's Mario Appears)
80'S MARIO: beep beep beep, beep boop ba beep, blip ba la blip la blip blip la blip ip...
80'S MARIO: (Sings the original SMB song)
BOTH MARIOS: AHHHHHH!!!!!
TOAD: ooops again... I forgot to tell ya, that box duplicates whoever opens it into 4 different forms!
(Raccoon Mario, Baby Mario, and Paper Mario all come out of the BOX)
KING: Ahhh! Who are you guys and why are you here?
ALL MARIOS: Dunno. ask him! (all point to Mario)
MARIO: ME??? Toad-a here didn't tell me until this-a here box opened about you guys.
KING: bring that green dinosaur up here.
TOAD: Uhh... KING, that's Yoshi.
KING: Yes, right. Come Yoshi, I want to uhh..... tell you something.
YOSHI:Yoshi-sh?
KOOPA: Here, lemme help. (flies The King to Yoshi)
(the 2 whisper quietly. HE must know how to translate too!)
KING: Okay. Let's go the the Mushroom Kingdom and celebrate the coming of Yoshies!
(Everyone leaves. 80's Mario rides Yoshi, Paper Mario folds up into a square and hops into Yoshi's saddle pocket, Raccoon Mario scurries away and flies into the sky, and Baby Mario cries, so they kick 80's Mario off and put Baby Mario on Yoshi, so 80's Mario goes down a pipe and leaves.)
(Everybody complains about not being able to ride Yoshi.)
YOSHI: Yoshi!!! Yo-yo-yo-shi!!!!!
MARIO: What is it? Ohhh..... He says that we all can ride on a Yoshi. He'll call his friends.
EVERYBODY: Cool! Where are they?
KING: I see someone, but not a Yoshi...
(All of a sudden, a Goomba and Bob-omb appear and run around)
GOOMBA: I wanna ride a Yoshi!!
BOB-OMB: Me too!
GOOMBA: No you won't! You'll probably explode while riding them anyway.
BOB-OMB: Whaddya talkin' about, Goomba? The only time I explode is when something jumps on me or when I jump on something!
GOOMBA: Exactly! you'll jump on one of the Yoshies and explode! We'll just have to gently plop you on him.
BOB-OMB: O.K. then!
(Yoshi calls 7 of his Yoshi friends)
MARIO: Here, Let me-a help you, Bob-omb!
BOB-OMB: Thanks!
BOWSER: Okay, where's my treasure?
KOOPA: Uh... King Bowser, That wasn't any treaure, It's a Clone Machine!
BOWSER: Ooooh! Now I will conquer the world!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!! This will be much better than my clumsy Koopa Kids!! Now I'll have ME all over the world!!!
(Baby Bowser, Lemmy Koopa, Paper Bowser, and Amazin' Flying Hammer Bowser pop out of the box)
BOWSER: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
BOWSER: Wha-? This is not what I expected!
BABY BOWSER: Daddy! where's that cookie that you pwomised me? I come all the way owt here and this is all dat I find? my Dad withowt my Cookie?
Grrrr......
BOWSER: Uh-oh.....
BABY BOWSER: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
BOWSER: Hush, little Bowser, don't say a word, Papa's gonna a little pet bird. And if that birdy cannot fly, I'm gonna get you ball that bounces high. And if that ball shatters into pieces, I'm gonna buy you a box of Reese's.  And if those candies melt and drop, I'm gonna buy you a new laptop. And if that laptop gets lost, I'm gonna say, "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST?!?!".
EVERYONE: awwwwww......
BOWSER: *blushes*
BABY BOWSER: Ooooh, where's dat bird?
(Baby Bowser falls asleep)
LEMMY & PAPER BOWSER: I'm blowin' this popsicle stand!
AMAZIN' FLYIN' HAMMER BOWSER: Me too! See ya!
BOWSER: Noooooo!!!!!! Don't go! O.K., I don't mind Lemmy Leaving and Fling Bowser leaving, but Paper Bowser has a Star Rod, a powerful tool! My paper friend, gimme your Star Rod!
PAPER BOWSER: No!
BOWSER: Please?
PAPER BOWSER: N-O spells no!
BOWSER: Fine then, be that way!
(Bowser's clones poof into thin air, exept for Baby Bowser)
*poof*
BOWSER: Lemme come with you guys! Clown Copter! Come here!
(Bowser leaps into his Clown Copter and starts the engine)
MARIO: Let's-a go!
(Everyone rides away to Mushroom Kingdom)
KING: This is much better than walking!
TOAD: You can say that again!
KING: O.K., This is much better than walking!
TOAD: (Slaps himself in the face) NO! I meant that I agree about what you said!
KING: *blushes* Oooops.....
KING: We're here!
PRINCESS PEACH: You MADE it home! You are so strong! Who are these green dinosaurs you guys are on, by the way?
MARIO: These? These are Yoshies, cute little dinosaurs that can take you anywhere.
PRINCESS PEACH: Ooooh! Let me try one!
PRINCESS PEACH: Wheeeeee!!! This is fun! Wait a minute, is that Bowser?! GET OUT BOWSER!!!!
MARIO: He's-a changed, see? He's-a  got a son!
PRINCESS PEACH: Awwww... aren't you so cute? Coochie-coochie-coo!
(Baby Bowser giggles)


This Concludes Episode 1 of Mario's Story. Come back next time for a new adventure!

*  Will the Yoshies make a new home in the Mushroom Kingdom?

*  Will Goombas and Bob-ombs live in the Mushroom Kingdom?

*  Will Peach and Baby Bowser become friends?

*  And will Paper Mario come out of Yoshi's saddle pocket?

Find out this and more in Episode 2!
MARIO:Bye-a Bye, Everyone!
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2002, 07:02:59 PM »
oooooookay. what was that?

A feild sat in place. Peacefully minding its own feildish ways. when suddenly, it ceased to be a field. It was no longer what it was and was what it was not.
Yeah, your like an inch away from my face and it is REALLY creepin'' me out.

« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2002, 09:00:00 PM »
super mario world

Mario Maniac

  • Loose buttons
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2002, 08:33:00 AM »
It was more like a combination of...

Super Mario Bros. 1
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario World
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Super Mario 64
Paper Mario

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"Bwa ha ha! Guess who it is, loyal Mario fans...

It is I, King Bowser... ruler of all Koopas, big and small. I have come to take over the Mushroom Kingdom (no, not the place...I mean the WEB SITE!)! Deezer, you will surrender your troops to me, or else you will never see your precious Mario again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2002, 04:52:23 PM »
That was me Grandpa.....he posted a Mario Game

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Mario-WE FOUNG YOU BILL GATES!!
Bill Gates-so what?
*Toad pushes a botton on a control pad*
Bowser,Wart and Tatanga appear*
Luigi-Now whatcha gunna do?
Bill Gates-Call my mommy!!
*Bowser,Wart,and Tatanga start killing B.G.
*Mario shoots Fie Ball at Mirror. Fireball bouces off into another room and explodes*
B.G.-NOOOO!!!U BROKE THE X-BOX MASHINE!!!!EVERY X-BOX BLEW UP NOW!!!
All exacpt B.G.:YES!!!!!
Mario:X-Box is A peice of Sh*t!!!
Game Show Host: YES!!u win!
Hello.

« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2002, 04:59:36 PM »
In case U R wondering, I AM making Episode 2.
Sneak Preview:
The Yoshies are happily munching on some berries in the Mushroom Orchard when Lemmy steals Bowser's Koopa Kopter 5000 (Complete with Big Steelys) and invades Mushroom Kingdom. Will Kamek pop-up and *poof* The Copter into thin air and have Bowser and Kammy Koopa on his back for years, or will the Yoshies spit seeds and lick Lemmy and the confiscated copter to smithereens?
"Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!! Lemmy, What have I told you about stealing? Hand it back slowly Lemmy, and I won't need to use this Star Rod!" Bowser roared. "My, my, what a hard descicion. Kepp the copter and get blown up by my Uncle or Give it to him and lose my chance of world domination? hmmmm..... Life or death?" Lemmy thought. "Well?" Bowser said, with a tone of impatientcey in his voice. "O.K, I'll..." Read the story to find out!
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2002, 06:13:29 PM »
do u go to school or have a job? G! if your here u shud like mario and play his games
clone me

« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2002, 06:34:17 PM »
Uh.... superclownman, that's why I wrote this story! Bcuz I like Mario games! Geez! The obvious is obviously no being seen by U!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $999,999,999,999,999!"
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2002, 08:35:06 PM »
Uh... Deezer, anybody, READ THIS STORY! I won't make the sequel unless there are 20 replies in this message by March 19!! Deezer, at least try to put this in the Fanfics section of your site! I'll rewrite it as a true story if You want!! O.K? Just please, read my story!! (GoldenYoshi then goes on to banging anything withing a 2-foot radius Bonk-2-3-4! Donk-2-3-4! SLAM!-2-3-4!)

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $999,999,999,999,999!"
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2002, 06:50:07 AM »
Make More!!!!!

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2002, 06:52:42 AM »
yeah,yeah make more!






mariomen unite!


to remember the clownman who didn''t speak English:skate 0-/<):



Edited by - marioman333 on 3/14/2002 4:54:47 AM
BooBuddy is USELESS!NEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2002, 06:57:06 AM »
Make More!!!!!

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2002, 06:58:12 AM »
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to remember the clownman who didn''t speak English:skate 0-/<):

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2002, 06:58:13 AM »
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to remember the clownman who didn''t speak English:skate 0-/<):

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2002, 06:58:17 AM »
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to remember the clownman who didn''t speak English:skate 0-/<):

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2002, 06:58:18 AM »
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to remember the clownman who didn''t speak English:skate 0-/<):

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2002, 06:59:13 AM »
more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2002, 06:59:14 AM »
more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2002, 06:59:15 AM »
more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2002, 06:59:17 AM »
more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear God! Im flat!
Hello.

« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2002, 06:48:35 PM »
Wow! one day, I only have 8 replies and the next moment, i have more than twice that! Yikes!

All right, Paper Mario! no need to eat 50 sugar packets! I will make more. It'll be called Mario's Story: Koppa Invasion. Look for it in TMK by March 20th! I almost wrote ...in TMK by Mario 20th! :)

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $999,999,999,999,999!"
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2002, 04:45:37 PM »
oohhhh will peach and bowser be frands.
THATS JEST PLANE STUPED
jake langford

« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2002, 04:47:00 PM »
oohhhh will peach and bowser be frands.
THATS JEST PLANE STUPED
jake langford

« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2002, 10:19:06 AM »
Here it is! The sequel!
Coming of the Yoshies: Koopa Invasion

(Continued from sneak preview)
...I'm Keepin' the copter!" Lemmy bellowed. "Geez, you're not making this easy, are you? NOW FORK IT OVER! i've told you not to steal!" Bowser roared with power. "Bowser, look at you, stealing Peach all the time. You're a bad role-model." Lemmy
retorted. "Yeah!" Larry said. "right on!" Morton said. "Oh,Yeah!" Wendy O. said.
"But..but...-" Bowser studdered.
"O my gosh! Bowser is actually scared of his kids!" One of passing Yoshies said.
"Darn, embarrassed." Bowser was saying.
"KOOPA CHARGE!!!!" the Kids cryed out.

*Scene 2: The Bowser Chase*
"Guoooooo....NOOOOOOO!" Bowser shreiked as he ran through TMK.
"Watch it!" A resident exclaimed.
"Get lost, you fat turtle!" Someone else said.
"Wait, I see something... The star rod!!" Lemmy said.
"Get it!" Ludwig said.
*He runs out and grabs the star rod*
"YAHOO!!" Iggy screamed.
"Bowser, look we've got!" Wendy taunted.
"Wha- My star rod! GIVE ME THAT YOU CLUMSY KIDS!!" Bowser roared.
"you only use it for bad things. We want this madness stopped! We wish that Bowser was no longer a king!" The kids shouted
A star sprit appeared.
"Hello. I've heard your wish. Now I shall grant it!" Eldstar and the others said.
*The Koopa Bros., General Guy, and TutanKoopa appear*
"Yeah, he's just a weak meanie who does nothing but use us!" the Koopa Bros. Said.
"He just gave me a cheesy tank that fell apart" General Guy said.
"He gave me weak chomps that Mario beat up!" tutankoopa complained
"STAR WISH GRANTED!!!" The stars said.
"huh? it didn't work?" Skolar said.
"that's right!! I'm just too strong for a wish to take me over!!!"
"i got a plan!" iggy said.
*everyone gathered and discussed*
"We've come up with another wish! We wish that Bowser's Troops will leave him, thus making him a weakling with out defense. In addition, no one will join his forces either." Red Koopa Bro. said.
"STAR POWERS!!!! WISH!!!" the Sprits called out.
"Not again! It stopped!" Misstar said.
"Looking for these? *Bowser points to some batteries* You think I'd be pretty dumb to let you guys just HAVE the wand, do you?"
"Give me them!"  Wendy Shouted.
They chased troughout the kingdom, smashing everything. They went over water and grass. And eventually landed at...
YOSHI'S ISLAND!
"hm? What the-?!" Blue Yoshi said as he was eating a blueberry.
"Give us the batteries!!!" Iggy shouted. A Star Kid named Light came.
"STOP!!!!!" He shouted, toppling over Bowser, "Bowser, give up the batteries!"
"oh, you little..., Fine then! I don't need them any way! Let's battle!" Bowser roared.
"Yes, let's see, the 1st one goes here, and the 2nd, aha! Done! STAR WISH GRANTED!" Clevar said.
"Huh?" One of the Yoshies said. "Doh, It didn't work!" Calmar said.
"Bwahahaha! That was too easy! See you! Kamek, it's time to go!" Bowser shouted, with fire in his breath.
The firey breath had burnt most of the trees on the island.
They all went back to TMK. The place was shrouded in smoke and screams. Another thing had come over the kingdom!
A plague of Shyguys on pogosticks had come.
"Boing, boing" one said.
"Take this!" A Yoshi said, while beating 5 of them up.
"I think I know where they're coming from..." Luigi said.
Luigi, and the rest run into the center of the castle. A large sword appeared, and was guarding a Star!
"Hey! It's a star! We could use it for the Star Rod!" Muskular said.
"Let's go!" Mario said.
They all beat up the sword named Mack and recover the star. Eldstar puts the Star into the Star Rod.
"STAR WISH GRANTED!!!!!!!!" The Star Spirits said. Suddenly, a bright ball of light appeared. Bowser then got smaller, the Koopa Troop was no longer a troop,
and the sun came out.
"Noooooooo!!!!!!" Bowser said as he shunk.
Just then, a group of bad guys like lakitus, Parakoopas, and Magikoopas came and invaded the town. Even Lemmy Had the Koopa Kopter 5000!
The Star Spirits took a Wish, but it only took a few of the many hundreds out.
The koopas had went over to King Bowser and made an army. Together, they seriously did some damage to TMK.
"Star Power... Fading... out..." was the only thing the Stars said. They returned to Star Haven to rest, leaving Mario and Co. to take care of Bowser.
The Yoshies licked up the Magikoopa and a Lakitu up, but still many remained unharmed, still wreaking havoc. On Yoshi eliminated 100 Koopas, 5 Lakitus, and 3 Magikoopas with one Ground-Pound. The army was slowing down.
"Kamek, take Center! Kammy, invade the houses! Booster, take the castle! We will dominate!" Bowser roared with delight.
The 3 followed Bowser's orders and took some of the army with them.
"Luigi, save the houses! Toad and Peach! save your castle! Yoshies, save Town Center! I'll take care of Bowser." Mario shouted commandently
Just then, Mario ran into General Guy.
"Hi, Mario. Can I help? I want to save this town. I really don't like Bowser." He said
"Sure!" Mario said.
Together, the two battled off Bowser's troops, and the menace himself.
The Koopa Kids (including Lemmy and the Kopter) Helped Luigi crush Kammy's army.
then, Tutankoopa and the Koopa Bros. came and invaded Town Center, giving the Yoshies more work. The yoshies lick all of them up and used the shells as weapons for the rest of the gang.
They had gotten rid of everyone but Bowser.
"I'm taking you all OUT!" Bowser shoputed angrily.
They all fought long and hard until the ground split in two. A lava-filled chasm was the divider.
The Yoshies pulled Bowser towards the edge whil Peach, Toad, Luigi, and Mario went over to the other side and pushed Bowser in. (they got over there by hopping and jumping.)
Bowser almost fell in, but his tail kept him up. Then Baby Bowser appeared and stomped on Bowser's feet. Bowser fell in, and ended the invasion.
They held a big party and congratulated Baby  Bowser and the Yoshies for defeating Bowser. They let them live in the Mushroom Kingdom forever!

THE END

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2002, 02:25:26 PM »
The 3rd story of a Yoshi Trilogy!
The Coming of the Yoshies: Bowser's Revenge

Be on the lookout for this cool TMK exclusive!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2002, 02:38:44 PM »
v PROLOUGE v
King Bowser is back! He is now here to wage war against the Yoshies' new home in TMK, and trying to kidnap Peach again! (That dummy just doesn't give up, does he?) He has summoned his most powerful troops. Tatanaga, Kamek, Kammy, The Koopalings, Wart, and the Wario Bros. (Wario and Waluigi) They reinvade the peaceful kingdom one day and take control. How will they survive? Read up!

*Bowser and his Mega-Troop are at TMK*

Bowser: Peach, I'm here!
Peach: Oh, shut up you stupid fatso!
Bowser: OK, that's IT! Kamek! Sleepy Spell!
Kamek: Yes! *Throws Magic*
*Peach is now asleep*
Wart: This works everytime... *Dpes a water blast*
PEach: *Peach wakes up* The answer is Gameboy! Oh, Bowser.
Bowser: you Dolt! Wart! Water Blast after I take Peach! Wart! Leave now! Your army stinks!
Bowser: Tatanaga! Go and take her!
Tatanaga: Yes!
*he attempts to take Peach, but Mario and Luigi appear.*
Luigi: hello! i'd like 1 Order of fried Bowser please. *luigi throws 20 fireballs at Bowser*
Mario: So, we meet again. Well, Now I'm gonna kick your butt! Luigi! Let's go and mess him up!
*The Bros. Beat up Tatanaga's troops, Tata naga leaves*
*A Red Yoshi appears*
Red Yoshi: *fires 5 shots of firey breath at Bowser (thank to a Fire Melon) The Yoshi also burns up Tatnaga himself*
Bowser: Man! I need stronger people! Wario and Waluigi! Take care of Mario please, while i take Peach.
*They forgot about Luigi, Luigi beat up Bowser and he went back to his war base. Meanwhile, Mario does his signature moves and beats up Waluigi and Wario.*
Bowser: Fungah! Foiled again! Koopalings! Go and get Peach! I'll deal woth Mario and Luigi.
Koopalings: Yes, dad!
*The Koopalings almost get Peach, but opne of them was too clumsy and dropped her in mud*
Peach: *angry* I'm not messin' around anymore! Take this, you dopes!
*She does many of her SSBM attacks on them*
*The koopalings are bruised and beaten badly, Peach throws them into a river and Bowser chases her.*
Bowser: later, Mario! Peach! Now it's TIME! Bullet Bills! Tracker attack!
*They fire 2 at a time*
Mario: Little funny, these bullet Blasters have controls on aiming.
Luigi: Yeah! We could program them to Bowser and win!
Mairo: No! Then he'll beat us up majorly into some lava!
*Bowser roars with delight when a Bullet hits him.*
Bowser: What was that!? Now I'm MAD!!
*he throws them far away, into the clouds.*
Bowser: I won! Now The Mushroom kingdom is mine! Bwahahahaha!
???: No you didn't. You may have won the fight, but have lost the war. Your troops are nowhere, they are all gone, you are now alone.
Bowser: yeah, so?
???: 1 is always weaker than 2. You are only strong with something, but on your own, you are weak.
Bowser: What are you driving at? I am Bowser! The leader of the Koopa- wait I don't have an army anymore. Well, I am Bowser, Powerful and fearsome!
???: Fearsome, maybe. But powerful? A chicken is more powerful than you!
Bowser: Who are you?
???: My name is &^%$^&*%&$$%^!@#. But since that's hard to say, you can call me Geno. Defender of Star Road. The Keeper of Stars!
Bowser: Geno, Shmeno. You must be the most idiotic person I've seen!
Geno: No, this egg is.
Egg: I'm A goomba with 34 watches and a, uh... duh.... pair of geeky glasses and weird hair.
Bowser: i take that back.
*the egg then attacks Bowser in the head and Bowser then faints*
*All the Yoshies in TMK attack Bowser with all they have. Fire, ice, seeds, licks, pounds, and more!*
Bowser: What the? ROAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
* The Yoshies are flung far far away,into the Castle *
Bowser: Yes!!!!
*Just Then, A group of war-ready Toads come and help the Yoshies finally defeat Bowser!*
Bowser: Nooooooo!!!!!!
*He is finally brought down when a thunderbolt comes from the Clouds (courtesy of Mallow) and a range of falling stars fall on him (thanks to Geno)!*
*The Toads and The Yoshies push Bowser into a bottomless pit, never to be seen again...*
Bowser: *fading out* NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo..........!!!!
*Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad come down from the clouds and congradulate the Yoshies and The Toads. They are all given Hero Medals, a party is celebrated, and the kingdom is peaceful once again.*

THE END!!!!




An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

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