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CashCrazed

« Reply #90 on: April 01, 2002, 07:05:33 PM »
It's backwards, the last post said -1.

Bowser's spiny shell so he could ju(2½)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #91 on: April 01, 2002, 07:11:43 PM »
oooooooh looks like SOMEONE knows how to reduce fractions!! :D

..st go home. (4 and x/2x)

(Arggggh! too many numbers and quirky rules! Do you find 2 1/2 or -1 or even 6 8192/16384 on a dice?)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/1/2002 7:10:57 PM
~I.S.~

CashCrazed

« Reply #92 on: April 01, 2002, 10:01:40 PM »
8192/16384 is easy to reduce for people who know their powers of 2.

Both Mario and Luigi we((2x² + 5x + 3) / (x+1) - (4x³) / (2x²))

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/2/2002 8:38:26 AM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Anonymous Mario Fan

« Reply #93 on: April 01, 2002, 11:02:43 PM »
re eating birthday ca (9x9-9x8)

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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]

CashCrazed

« Reply #94 on: April 02, 2002, 10:33:02 AM »
ndles when they noticed they were being such idiots th(2 + (sin 45º / sqrt of 2))

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/2/2002 8:35:08 AM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #95 on: April 02, 2002, 06:42:54 PM »
(hmmmmmm sine is the opposite over the hypothenuse, right? and sin 45 = 1 / sqrt 2, and sqrt 2 = sqrt 2/2, so, 2 + sin 45/sqrt2 equals... 2 1/2! *whew!*)

....at the tabloids.... (the only composite odd number less than 10 + [tan 45] / [ 2^x/2^ {x+1} ] )

your move...

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/2/2002 4:45:29 PM
~I.S.~

CashCrazed

« Reply #96 on: April 02, 2002, 10:31:20 PM »
10 + [tan 45] / [ 2^x/2^ {x+1} ]
10 + (1/1) / [2^x / 2^(x+1) ]
10 + 1/(2^0 / 2^-1)
10 + 1/(1/2)
10 + 2
12
hmm, odd composite
1, 3, 5, 7, 9, or 11
It's 9

had so many buyers that day many of the(( sin^-1(.5 * sqrt of 2) - log(1)) / cos^-1(.5 * sqrt of 2))

This is in degrees, by the way.

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/2/2002 8:35:24 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

DarthTedd64

« Reply #97 on: April 03, 2002, 06:18:00 AM »
mathematical formulas are too complex (This is probably the wrong number of words) (5)

Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"
I am a Mario Hacker! Specializing in SMB1. Hacks completed: 2
Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary? If you don't know what a dictionary is, you wouldn't know to look in the dictionary to find the definition of dictionary.

CashCrazed

« Reply #98 on: April 03, 2002, 09:54:57 AM »
Ok, ok, I'll stop putting weird math formulas. The answer was 1, by the way.
You could figure this one out with a calculator because there are no variables.

for normal people. After that,(4½)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

DarthTedd64

« Reply #99 on: April 03, 2002, 11:01:07 AM »
Mario found a big b- (7.25)

Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"
I am a Mario Hacker! Specializing in SMB1. Hacks completed: 2
Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary? If you don't know what a dictionary is, you wouldn't know to look in the dictionary to find the definition of dictionary.

CashCrazed

« Reply #100 on: April 03, 2002, 11:22:44 AM »
alloon that had a P on it, s(0)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Anonymous Mario Fan

« Reply #101 on: April 03, 2002, 12:05:54 PM »
(9.49999999999999999999999. . .)

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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]

cable04

« Reply #102 on: April 03, 2002, 03:16:35 PM »
uper man flew in and took the balloon away from
<here's an easy one (50-49)+6>


0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
_______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?

Edited by - cable04 on 4/3/2002 1:17:51 PM

CashCrazed

« Reply #103 on: April 03, 2002, 04:09:57 PM »
Mario so he wouldn't get bloated at(infinite)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/3/2002 2:10:34 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #104 on: April 03, 2002, 06:00:44 PM »
Fine fine fine fine fine... no more complex math.... geez... It's nice to see that ppl like me and CashCrazed can do math... thus disproving the fact that playing video games makes you dumb... :)


dinner, but he still did. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ....... (infinite ha's) (3 3/5)

(i.e., three syllables of a 5 syllable word, or 3 letters of a 5 letter word... you pick)


*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
~I.S.~
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