Used to? He still does fly Roshan around, though he hasn't for a while...
MEANWHILE, back to the story that about 3 ppl understand!
Roshan: Ok, this plot is nice, but Match Game ' 77 is about over and I gotta see if the guy wins! Back in 5.
Roy: (I hate how he just DITCHES me like that sometimes... Ah well, everyone has thier idiosyncricies....) *overhears the television*
TV announcer: Up next, we continue with the Match Game ' 77 Marathon! Only, on Game Show Network!
Roshan: SWEET! Yo, guard, get some more of that popcorn!
Roy: (Grrrr..... he ain't coming back, is he?)
5 mins later. Roshan comes back:
Roy: (I though you were watching the---)
Roshan: THEY REPLACED THE EPISODE WITH ONE OF MATCH GAME ' 78!!! I HATE MATCH GAME ' 78!!! I AM GONNA GIVE THEM FREAKS A PIECE OF MY MIND WHEN WE GET BACK! *rips off his cap and throws it on the ground, not realizing he took off his disguise in the process*
Evil Roshan: Hmmmmmm I shoulda guessed... It was you all along! Don't worry, you won't survive long enough to give them a piece of your mind! *evil grin* Behold my army of clones of.... ME!
*about 100 or so Roshan clones appear*
Roshan: Aren't they clones of ME? I mean, you are an evil clone of me, so they are clones of a clone of me! This is too weird...
Set guy: This plot is getting way too confusing...
Evil Roshan: Hohoho! You WILL fall! *evil grin*
Roshan: Not if I can do something about it! *blends in with the clones, making it impossible to tell which one is the real Roshan*
Evil Roshan: Ummmm....... *evil grin*
Roy: (I can't even tell....)
Roshan Clone #43: Errrrr... sir, which one do we attack?
*Meanwhile, unbeknown to all but Roshan himself, Roshan is killing every clone one by one with the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM until every last one of them are killed*
Evil Roshan: Wha????? Guess it will be one on one! *evil grin*
Roshan: Actually two on one, maybe three if Cable gets back...
Evil Roshan: Geez, I got something to prove here, I think you are being a lil cheap here...
Roshan: GAH! Errrrrr, Roy, can you sit out for this one so that Mr. "Create a 100 member clone army and then whine when he is 2 on 1 ed" can be satisfied?
Roy: (*Sigh* fine...)
Roshan: Let's go punk! *Brandishes the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM*
Evil Roshan: Impressive, that, but I got..... THIS!!!!!! *Brandishes the Magical Spork of the Evil Realm*
Roshan: Uh....oh.... *back off*
Roy: (You're afraid of a SPORK?!?!?!)
Roshan: Not any spork, but the Magical Spork of the Evil Realm! Ah well, I got THIS! *brandishes a roll of duct tape*
Evil Roshan: Errrrr... *backs off* Hmmmmm what else do I got?
Roshan: No one can beat the insane combo of
PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM and the roll of duct tape!!!!
Roy: (That's not the only insane thing in this room...)
Evil Roshan: Well.... *approaches Roshan* Let's go!
They circle around each other like in a street knife fight.
5 mins later: Neither one has attacked yet. They just circle each other.
Roshan: NOW!!!!!!!
*Roy comes from NOWHERE and smashes Evil Roshan with a blunt object*
Evil Roshan: ..... You said this would be one on one! *collapses*
Roshan: Hey, I am an avid believer in Guerilla Weasel Tactics...
Evil Roshan: Uhhhhh... I shoulda...known... *dies*
Roshan: SWEEEEET! C'mon Roy, we've gotta defeat our TRUE enemy now...
WARNING: Main computer deactivated. This building will self-destruct in 2 minutes. Have a nice day!
Roshan: I din't TOUCH it this time.... Are all these castles like this.
MEANWHILE:
Cable: oops....
How will they escape? WILL they escape? Can anyone else figure out the plot? Find out when the next person posts on this story!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.