Because they don't want a (code for next word: replace letter of word with letter that comes before it in the abc's) fbz (code over) prez.
Does this money in my pocket make my butt look big?
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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story