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« on: March 27, 2009, 04:49:22 PM »
I guess this would be the place to post my 2 strangest and most memorable dreams I've ever had (the second one might be the strangest dream anyone has ever had). Both of these I had years ago, yet I still remember them today for their craziness.
"The Crazy Calender"
This one happened in about 2005. I was at my grandpa's farm (which doesn't exist in real life) with my talking cat (also nonexistant) and I had this calender (one of those which you tear off a page each day) which showed pictures of stuff happening to me and my dream cat. I later realized that the stuff on the calender actually happened later that day. Curious, I flipped ahead to see future events and eventually, the focus of the calender shifted off of me and my cat and onto this girl with long pink hair and a ribbon that sort of resembled cat ears, who I saw in an anime once in real life (I think her name was Mariah or something like that) and I saw her being betrayed/hurt by this group of gang members. So, I looked into the calender and saw her at this collesseum-like arena. I went there and eventually found what I thought to be said girl in the audience. I grabbed her by the arm, but was then ambushed by the group of gangsters mentioned earlier. I told the gangsters to back off or I would tell the girl all about their evil plot, at which point, they just laughed and pointed to the girl and I realized that it wasn't the girl I saw on TV and in my calender, but a stuffed dummy which looked just like her, and the entire audience was also filled with these stuffed people! Then I woke up.
"Fairies, Alarm Clocks, and Rabbits"
This one happened in 2006-2007-ish. I was in school and the bell had just rung to signal the end of the day. I was about to leave and go home when I realized my three-ring binder that I use for school was missing! I searched the entire school (even places I normally wouldn't be allowed to go, like the girls' bathroom) but didn't find it. Later that dream, I was at the park and found my binder lying in the gutter. I picked it up and wondered how it got there, when suddenly my alarm clock (who had apparently come to life and followed me) came up to me and told me that two experimental rabbits had escaped, and if they collided with each other, it could destroy the universe! A few minutes later, I found one of the rabbits and chased after it, trying to catch it before it could find its counterpart. I failed, and there was a great white flash as the two rabbits met. I woke up (still in the dream) and found that it was 5 minutes before the rabbits collided, so I tried again to catch one. I ended up being sent back in time several more times before I actually caught one, but because I went back in time so much, the space-time continuum collapsed and the universe was destroyed anyway. I woke up (still in the dream) in this alternate universe which apparently was this medieval swamp. I saw a nearby "skateboard vending machine" and figured out that I would have to skateboard across the swamp to reach the magical fairy queen who could fix my universe. I did this and the fairy queen cast a magical spell on me to put me back in my own universe. Then I woke up (for real).