Mamma-mia! Welcome-a to-a the-a boards-a... I'm-a Mario-a Maniac-a! Why-a am-a I-a talking-a in-a a rediculous-a Italian-a accent-a, you-a ask-a... I'm-a just-a trying-a to-a be-a like-a my-a hero-a, Mario-a!
(Audience boos...)
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I won't talk in an Italian Mario accent any more...
At the Mushroom Kingdom message boards,you can talk about anything that's related to Nintendo and their characters... Just PLEASE don't talk about PlayStation or X-Box!!!
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"Bwa ha ha! Guess who it is, loyal Mario fans...
It is I, King Bowser... ruler of all Koopas, big and small. I have come to take over the Mushroom Kingdom (no, not the place...I mean the WEB SITE!)! Deezer, you will surrender your troops to me, or else you will never see your precious Mario again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"