... Someone...pull...me...from this madness...for as I take...my last breath...I still might not...know........why is Mario's hair brown and his moustache black!?!? Agh! It's driving me totally bonkers! Mama mia, and me, a huge huge huge huge HUGE! Mario fanatic, doesn't know. I should be smacked with a large, wooden board. (So I can catch it with one hand and say some cool line to the villain and then break it and and whip out mah Wing Cap!)
- Your almost-insane-from-this-question friendly Message Board postin' Mario fanatic dude named Lee that has been here a while and not posted and is leaving for New York in about ten minutes and wants to stay with you guys you're my soon-to-be good friends!
Also! Isn't it funny, Mario has a hat because the first Mario game couldn't generate hair, he has a moustache so you could tell he had a nose, and a mouth couldn't be generated, he has suspenders so you can see his arms, gloves so you can see his hands, and so on! And his image stuck! I bet you all knew that, but did you all know that the first Mario comic book was called Pipe Down!? I bet a third of you didn't! Hahahhahahahahahahaha! The King of Koopas! The Tyrant Turtle! The BOSS of Bwahahaha! -- -- Luigi! er... *gets put back in his straight jacket for wasting so much time when this part of the post isn't even about "The age old question..."...
Hey, my first name, it''s-a Mario, and my last name, it''s-a Mario too, so you know, I''m-a Mario Mario!!
