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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1035 on: January 13, 2003, 10:23:46 PM »
I dunno... it seems we agree that we disagree. Heh.
That was a joke.

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #1036 on: January 14, 2003, 07:37:42 PM »
Wait, if we agree that we disagree on everything, that means that we DON'T disagree on everything. That would make both of us wrong. Ah well.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
~I.S.~

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #1037 on: January 14, 2003, 08:42:29 PM »
That's the funniest post I've seen here in a long time!
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1038 on: January 14, 2003, 10:10:30 PM »
What a perturbing paradox.
That was a joke.

« Reply #1039 on: January 15, 2003, 05:16:47 PM »
Then everyone laughed.


Oh, that goes in the Mario Story Topic.  My bad.
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« Reply #1040 on: January 15, 2003, 05:20:09 PM »
'Great kid, don't get ****y!
-Han Solo, Captian of the Millenium Falcon.
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« Reply #1041 on: January 15, 2003, 07:16:22 PM »
Hey, how dare you say ****y on this respectable site, young man!

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"

« Reply #1042 on: January 15, 2003, 07:27:13 PM »
Stop swearing you two!Ill wash your mouths out with soap!!!

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Find your inner monkey.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1043 on: January 15, 2003, 10:58:18 PM »
Dude, they aren't swearing. Don't get côcky, as in "don't act like a rooster".

Anyway, I am mad because I almost got a copy of Starfox 64 WITH manual, WITH box, AND rumble pak for $7.50 on eBay. But some idiot*, during the last 25 seconds of the auction, came along and outbid me, this after I had to jack the price up to almost $20 in order to stay on top. Oh well, I can get one for about $10 that has a battery cover on the Rumble Pak. (The one I lost the auction for didn't have one.)

*Okay, the person wasn't an idiot, but he/she made me mad for a minute...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/15/2003 9:00:00 PM
That was a joke.

« Reply #1044 on: January 16, 2003, 06:35:52 PM »
Ahhhhh!!!!!!! The sky is falling!!!!!!!!!
-Oh and another IncaCola please.

Toad is da best!
Toad is da best!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1045 on: January 16, 2003, 10:11:57 PM »
Nineteen hours left on the next auction... aughh, the suspense is killing me... *choke*

Oh, here's your "IncaCola". Actually, I couldn't find any, so this is some slug juice.

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......Oh wait, here's some.
That was a joke.

« Reply #1046 on: January 16, 2003, 11:53:42 PM »
In Australia Starfox 64 is called Lylatwars.
I got Lylatwars & I finished it the real way where you find.....oh better not say chuperson hasnt played it yet.Oh well ill tell.yah find Foxs father
sorry

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Find your inner monkey.

« Reply #1047 on: January 19, 2003, 07:28:24 PM »
Do you know how lonely and mind-warping programming is? My brain is throbbing in agony after finally re-figuring out 700 lines of my own code. Now to actually MAKE the improve......ments........ugggggggggggh.

Here's the life of your average programmer(this is a part of the ACTUAL code from my game)

         if action(a)=4 and power(a)>1 and speedy(a)=0 then frame(a)=(power(a)*10)+6.............whatever that means
         if action(a)<>4 and frame(a)=(power(a)*10)+6 and power(a)<>1 then frame(a)=power(a)*10.............ugggggh, how did I actually write this stuff a year ago?
         temp1=sprite collision(a,0)
         temp2=sprite collision(a+10,0)
         if action(a)=5 and state(a)<>2 and counter(a)=0 and temp2>0 and temp2<10 and hold(a)=0............somebody either kill me or show me what this crap means............I prefer the first one
            if state(a)<>3
               hold(a)=temp2............by the way, what IS in the array "hold" at index "a", hmm?
               state(temp2)=3
               frame(a)=power(a)*10+4
               counter(a)=1
               if temp2<5 then counter(temp2)=20............*collapses on desk in confusion*
               play sound 2
               flip sprite temp2
            endif...............yay! now only 680 more lines to go................ugggggggggh!

I'd REALLY hate to do this for a living(especially for SOMEBODY ELSE'S GAME!)

Must relaaaaaaax.........Must play SM64..............

Edited by - CashCrazed on 1/19/2003 5:30:52 PM
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

Fifth

  • Quadruped
« Reply #1048 on: January 19, 2003, 08:12:57 PM »
Ah, the downside to hard coding.
I know you probably won't care for this suggestion (yeah, it's easy to remember everything at the time and create some top-notch spaghetti code,) but perhaps you might want to start addd commenting, separating your grouped functions, and making it, well, more readable.  It usually pays off in the long run.

And, if all else fails, you can start anew, carrying over the knowledge and avoiding any previous bugs...  of course that requires starting over...

Heh, coding.

Go Moon!
Go Moon!

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #1049 on: January 19, 2003, 08:25:46 PM »
Hahaha... ugh... That is why I prefer to mess with other people's programs. Heh...

That would make me lazy, wouldn't it?

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
~I.S.~

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