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« Reply #180 on: November 01, 2003, 10:53:57 PM »
...but Mario jumped out of the way, and Bowser crashed into a wall. Mario reached into his pants and took out his...

People must die.
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« Reply #181 on: November 02, 2003, 05:56:52 AM »
pants. "AAHHHHH!!!" yelled both Bowser and Mario at the same time, as...

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

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« Reply #182 on: November 02, 2003, 12:51:35 PM »
...a wormhole opened up inside Mario's pants, which had somehow turned inside out.  Both Mario and Boswer were sucked in, and they came out the other end in...

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« Reply #183 on: November 03, 2003, 10:47:56 PM »
...a ball of fiery smokely haze. When they emerged from free blobs...
That was a joke.

« Reply #184 on: November 07, 2003, 07:53:59 PM »
Bowser was still nude. Then Mario laughed until he...

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

« Reply #185 on: November 11, 2003, 06:29:26 PM »
exploded into millions of pieces. Bowser, finally having his good side (what?) get the better of him, he decided to...

Remember, fighting never solves anything... unless you kill them.
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« Reply #186 on: November 23, 2003, 02:02:14 PM »
kiss Mario on the lips. Mario screamed and he...

They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.

Edited by - TJOghost8 on 11/23/2003 12:02:42 PM
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

« Reply #187 on: November 27, 2003, 09:25:12 AM »
realized he couldn't scream, since he was in millions of pieces. Then Bowser got out some glue and...

She's drunk; it's funny!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/27/2003 7:26:45 AM

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« Reply #188 on: November 30, 2003, 04:07:31 PM »
...glued Stimpy's head to a tree. This caused Ren to...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

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« Reply #189 on: November 30, 2003, 04:09:34 PM »
...make his eyeballs pop out of his head, his jaw drop to the ground, and scream like a girl...for no apparant reason. Stimpy ripped his tounge off the glue, which infuriated...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

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« Reply #190 on: November 30, 2003, 04:11:07 PM »
...the animators over at Spumco (the creators of Ren and Stimpy). The head animator then decided to trick Stimpy into...
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« Reply #191 on: November 30, 2003, 04:11:58 PM »
...killing Bowser with a bazooka. When Luigi saw this, he became very...
People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don't like Nintendo obviously don't like video games.

« Reply #192 on: November 30, 2003, 04:21:36 PM »
ugly in the butt. So Mario chunked a(n)...

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« Reply #193 on: December 12, 2003, 03:37:41 PM »
pineapple in a mirror, horrified at what he saw. Then Mario to Luigi and said,

She's drunk; it's funny!

« Reply #194 on: December 24, 2003, 11:02:25 AM »
"You scared me!" Then somebody farted, causeing everyone to...

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