First off I had a quiz one, which was stupid, then I had one that went like this:
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
Then, I had one that said something like
Nachos make me macho,
Berries make me merry,
If you want me to stop,
Too Bad. (Raspberry)
After that, I had:
Epitaph No.1: I told you I was sick!
But now, I have my current one. Read it below.
It''''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!