My new and improved sig. There's actually a funny story, its true. There's a School Dance in my school coming soon, and everyone's trying to find dates. My friend was desperate, and started asking random people to go to the dance with him. AT lunch, he was staring at this girl that he really liked, and said that to me.
I started being a love guru at my school, like Will Smith on Hitch. I uttered these words at my friend, who was planning to break up with his girlfriend:
Love is like fisihng. When you got a girl, you got a fish. When you break apart, you let go of the fish slowly. Don't rip out the fish's mouth. Don't break her heart. Just let her go back to the pond.