Author Topic: A topic dedicating quotes (Read 8839 times)

Mr. Melee · « **on:** November 26, 2005, 02:26:37 PM »

This is a topic to talk about quotes in (please don't delete this one too Saph.) I've been watching TV a lot lately and have seen some good quotes.Here are my examples

"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment right." Timmy, The Fairly Odd Parents
Larry:"See the deer? Does the deer have any doe?"
Curly: Sointenly! Two bucks!" The Three Stooges

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2005, 02:46:16 PM »

I wish I could remember the ones I heard on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2005, 02:48:46 PM »

I made this one up, with a little help from GiftedGirl:
"Have you tried the new liquid plumber?"
"You mean someone melted Mario?!?! :o"

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2005, 02:49:40 PM »

"Do you use oxygen?"-some stupid commercial about people needing extra oxygen.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2005, 03:37:30 PM »

"Alrighty then!"-Space Ghost, SG:C2C
"If you don't shut up, I'll tie the long hairs on your head to the short hairs on your butt."-Leonard Ghostal, SG:C2C

Sapphira · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2005, 04:04:57 PM »

...Why would I delete this thread? The only threads I've ever deleted are exact duplicates--as in, "double topics" like how double posts are made. Rarely ever do I even CLOSE a topic. Anyway, quotes can be cool. I love how you singled me out of all the mods. -_-'

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2005, 04:50:32 PM »

I don't know why you'd delete it. And don't get me wrong about anything I say. If anyone remembers, I once said I laugh with, not at.
I remembered more quotes:
"I'll put you in a headlock and twist your head to every letter in the alphabet. And once I reach my true love's name, that would be the charming Elizabeth, I'll rip your head off and bowl it down the lane."-Leonard Ghostal, SGC2C I don't know how it went exactly, but this is what I can recall.\
"Wake up and go to bed."-Moe, The Three Stooges

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2005, 04:51:44 PM »

So you deleted my double "What States Have you Been to?" topic? I'm not mad, because there was no need for it anyways, just asking.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2005, 05:02:18 PM »

"Wow! You must have ESPN or something!"-some voice on a radio show. She's referring to ESP.
Also, on my local rock station, they returned from a commercial break with this:
Beast Boy-"Isn't that awesome?"
Raven-"/Super/."-Teen Titans, "Titan Rising"
Homer:"From now on, I'm giving up anger."
Marge:"Maybe you could also give up a few pound."
Homer:"I said anger!"-The Simpsons, "I'm a Furious Yellow" (I think)

Insane Steve · « **Reply #9 on:** November 26, 2005, 06:16:42 PM »

I honestly think I'd be more inclined to lock this before Saph did, but I'm not going to. Thread seems interesting enough.

Anyways:

"Which one of these losers will be our winner?" Baby Bowser -- Mario Party 3. I don't know. I always foubnd that amusing.

To be honest, a lot of quote from TV/media I'd post aren't appropriate for this forum. So this post is left disappointingly bare.

Sapphira · « **Reply #10 on:** November 26, 2005, 06:18:46 PM »

bigmariofan1.0: No idea. I might've, but I don't remember.

Mr.Melee: You TOTALLY botched that quote. Misquoting The Simpsons is a big no-no in my book.
It should be:
Marge: If you ask me, you should give up fatty foods.
Um, some of the rest of what you quoted doesn't seem 100% correct, either, but I'm not certain. Anyway, the episode was "I Am Furious Yellow."

"I'm not great at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?" --Chandler (Friends, "The One With The Tea Leaves")

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #11 on:** November 26, 2005, 07:03:15 PM »

"I call the big one bitey," Homer Simpson pointing to a family of possums.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #12 on:** November 26, 2005, 09:31:00 PM »

"Look look Brooke, I want to be thier for my son when he's born and to prove it, I went out to buy some stuff for the little guy. A Beanie, for his little head, a coat, if it gets cold and Pop Rocks because I always wanted to see a baby eat Pop Rocks"- Kelso.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2005, 06:51:36 AM »

Give me a break, guys/girls! I'm only human! Now, don't get me wrong if I misquote this next quote:

*Lisa reads the sign about Venus Fly Traps*
Homer:"Stupid prey.*sees hot dog*
Venus Fly Trap closes in on Homer's head.Hilarious! :) And this one....
Homer's Dad:"I go in and out of comas all the.......french toast please." Yet again, hilarious.

Luigison · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2005, 12:54:23 PM »

I have a lot of quotes in my old random signature script. Refresh the page or view it's source to see more.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2005, 04:31:07 PM »

I wouldn't hold you at gunpoint if you misquote The Simpson's Mr. Melee. Family Guy and American Dad however...

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #16 on:** November 29, 2005, 05:02:31 PM »

Sorry! I don't watch Family Guy or American Dad!

Zorak: I never got my fly honies! *sniffs*-SGC2C

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #17 on:** November 29, 2005, 07:33:04 PM »

Here's some(from one of my posts in the Pointless Topic):

One guy: Did you see that?!
Other guy: No, I was sleeping...
One guy: But you're driving!!!

Private: It's no good, Skipper! I don't know the codes!
Skipper: Don't give me excuses! GIVE ME RESULTS! *slaps the Private repeatedly*

Tai: If Mom's worried about the lamp, wait till she sees her car!

Homestar: There's only one planet, now? What happened to the rest?!

Archie: *wearing a dress* This is Muggle clothing. Muggles wear 'em.
Other man: Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men! They wear these! *holds out pants*

Julien: Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your hienous comment will be strippen from the record.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2005, 04:43:24 PM »

Space Ghost: Shut up!
Zorak: Make me!
Space Ghost: You're already made, and you're pretty ugly.-Cartoon Planet
Yeah, I'm a SG nut!

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #19 on:** December 01, 2005, 03:32:57 PM »

More Simpsons quotes!

"And I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, 'cause that's the kind of guy I am this week," -Homer (Episode CABF09, "Hungry, Hungry Homer")

Tokyo game show host: Now, our game shows are a little different from yours. Your shows reward knowledge. We punish ignorance.
Homer: Ignor-what?
(Fire shoots out of Homer's microphone, directly into his face. He screams.)
(Episode AABF20, "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #20 on:** December 01, 2005, 05:18:39 PM »

Technically, all our noses are growing, unless you don't have a nose. like Michael Jackson, in which case I'm sorry-DeadAwake He deserves to be featured here! ^_^

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #21 on:** December 01, 2005, 05:50:41 PM »

More pointless quotes? HECK YEAH.

Private: *penguins are in Antartica* ..... Well, this sucks.

Venkman: Hey, I'm a voter! Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt? (this was my sig at one point)

Julien: Wait... I have a plan! I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers! *throws Mort into clearing*

Ray: Ready... GET HER!!! *gets the crap scared out of him by teh ghostie*

Kids: Can we have your autograph? ...Pikachu?
Ash: *falls over* ...Oh, well, Pikachu's the star of the show.

Kids: We'll miss you!!! ...Pikachu!!!
Ash: *falls over again*

Marty: If you need me, I'll be over here on the fun side of the island!
Alex: That's not the fun side! THIS is the fun side! THIS is the fun side where we're gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! *does a dance* Woo! I love this side! This side's the best! THAT SIDE STINKS! YOU'RE ON THE JERSEY SIDE OF THIS CESS-POOL!!!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #22 on:** December 01, 2005, 05:55:30 PM »

Yay!!!!!!! ^_^ .
Space Ghost: Hey kid! Say spaghetti!
Raymond: Puscetti.
Space Ghost: Mmmmmm. puscetti.
Raymond: Puscetti!
Moltar: *reading correct pronounciation of apocalypse in "Reading is Fun for Mentals."-SGC2C, "Hungry"

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #23 on:** December 02, 2005, 04:57:41 PM »

Patrick:*whistling*
Spongebob: "Gee, Patrick. I didn't know you speak bird."
Patrick: "No, Spongebob. That's Italian."-Spongebob Squarepants, "Wormy"

white_arrow · « **Reply #24 on:** December 02, 2005, 07:00:47 PM »

Ross: It starts at eight, we can't be late!
Pheobe: We could not, would not want to wait!
-Friends

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #25 on:** December 02, 2005, 09:53:35 PM »

Every year we find one Good Samaritan, so deserving that not recognizing him would make Santa Claus himself vomit with rage. -Krusty the Clown, at Good Samaritain awards. (Episode CABF16, "Children of a Lesser Clod")

Homer: So, I noticed your home smells of feces.
Dr. Bushwell: Yes.
Homer: And not just monkey feces, either.
Dr. Bushwell: Can we talk about something else?
(Episode CABF13, "Simpson Safari")

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #26 on:** December 03, 2005, 07:51:17 PM »

Marge: *reading news about Bart's kidnapping* "Follow these instructions and Bart won't be hurt!"
Homer: "Follow instructions? He's doomed!"
*later on*
Homer: "This is going to be the worst Thanksgiving ever!"
Marge: "But Thanksgiving is along time from now."
Homer: "The bad news just keeps coming!"-The Simpsons, "Pranksta Rap"
I don't know how it went exactly, so don't kill me over it. I also remember this from a preview for a new Family Guy. Don't kill me if this isn't right either.
Guy on subway: "I'm gonna break every bone in your body!"
Peter(I think that's his name. Sorry! XD): "I wish I had no bones! *drips to floor* Nahahaha!"-Family Guy preview

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2005, 01:35:08 PM »

Here's something from a story I'm working on(a Pokemon spoof of Ghostbusters):

Spark(Pikachu): Of course, you're forgetting that I was present at a undersea mass sponge migration!
Mikey(Wartortle): Spark, that was a crappy episode of SpongeBob Squarepants on a submarine's TV. Come to think of it, all of the episodes I've seen are crappy...

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2005, 01:49:04 PM »

Quote from: Mr.Melee on December 03, 2005, 07:51:17 PM

Peter(I think that's his name. Sorry! XD)

No worries. You were right.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2005, 05:05:12 PM »

Yay! I'm right! But I still messed up on The Simpsons quote.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #30 on:** December 09, 2005, 03:48:38 PM »

Sorry to double-post bump, but I have a quote!

SB: Look what I got! *holds up chocolate bars*
Patrick: Rectangles!-SBSP, "Life of Crime"

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #31 on:** December 09, 2005, 03:54:23 PM »

SB: Not just any rectangles!

LOL, I remember that one from my akward stage of childhood. Thanks for the memory MM!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #32 on:** December 09, 2005, 03:59:40 PM »

MM. I like it. He finished with "Candy bars!" Then Patrick said: "Ohhhhhh." SB: "We just have to make these last the rest of our lives!" What's preventing you from watching SB again?

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #33 on:** December 09, 2005, 04:27:51 PM »

Basically Family Guy and MXC.

Just kidding, I'll still watch SB occasionally.

TEM · « **Reply #34 on:** December 09, 2005, 05:50:58 PM »

How old is that cartoon?

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #35 on:** December 09, 2005, 08:44:57 PM »

6 years. It originally debuted at the Kids Choice Awards 99 with the pilot "Help Wanted" and became a full series a year later.

BP · « **Reply #36 on:** December 09, 2005, 11:48:15 PM »

That's probably the most successful show on the whole channel. Except the new episodes suck.
Aaaaaaaawww.... SNAP! I'm Marshie again! You'd better believe it's new Fluffy Puff MALLOWEEN, Orange and black flavored marsmallows! They tatse the same, but lo-4cofpkrhgfjflej! Sorry! Must've got a toenail caught in m'throat! They tate the same, but look different! Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your dad!
~Marshie, Malloween Commercial

booo95 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 10, 2005, 09:34:05 AM »

truman: show birthday footage.
past truman: this is gonna be the best birthday ever.
alarm goes off
past mr.x: to the x jet.
past past truman: this is gonna be the best birthday ever.
alarm goes off.
past past mr.x: to the x jet.
baby truman: goo goo ga goo.
alarm goes off
past past past mr.x: to the x jet.
present mr.x: oh son we miss your bir
alarm goes off
mr.x: to the x jet.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #38 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:22:19 PM »

SB is the most popular show ever. His merch makes more than famous actors, actresses, and he might even make more than Bill Gates!
Man Ray: Excuse me sir! I believe you dropped your wallet!
Patrick: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Man Ray: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Patrick: It's not my wallet.
Man Ray: You're Patrick Star
Patrick: Yup.
Man Ray: And this is your I.D.
Patrick: Yup.
Man Ray: I found this I.D. in this wallet, which must mean this is your wallet.
Patrick: That makes sense to me.
Man Ray: Then take it.
Patrick: It's not my wallet!-SBSP, "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy |||

BP · « **Reply #39 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:40:45 PM »

Visor Robot: Senor Cadgage Mort-gage helped cosolidate my whole life into this tiny box. Thanks, Senor Mortgage!
Senor Cardgage: You're very welcome Valerie. Act now and see if you can stand and talk to me for more than 4 seconds.
Singers: Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams! Come along down and dial 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY!
Senor Cardgage: No probalo. ~Senor Mortgage

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #40 on:** December 10, 2005, 04:55:59 PM »

Space Ghost: Zorak, where's Ray?
Zorak: Huh? Oh, I devoured him.
SG: That's barbarick! Is there any left?
Zorak: Umm, *burps* no.
SG: I'm gonna miss the little guy.-Space Ghost Coast to Caost, "Hungry"