A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II

[CrossEyed7]

Suddenly, two bushes revealed themselves to actually be Biggs and Wedge, the Ninjis from the Neglected Characters sprite comixes, in an odd, Final-Crisis-type crossover with TMK, shouting, "Hullo and good morrow to you, well-mustachioed gentleman; bear us no mind, for we are merely leafy masses of photosynthetia, and certainly not highwaymen ready to rob you and who bear a striking resemblance to a pair of hoodlums whom you may have encountered earlier today!"

[PaperLuigi]

All of this was sung and the audience went nuts.

[CrossEyed7]

"Do not be alarmed, audience, for we are obviously being wholly silent and motionless, as trees like us are wont to do; allow us to interpretive dance how silent and motionless we are now being!" "Yes, behold, behold our motionlessness!" piped in the other one, breaking the rules carelessly.

[Turtlekid1]

"AUGH!" cried Charlie Brown, "Make the run-ons stop!"

[PaperLuigi]

Charlie Brown was accompanied by Sonic and Tails, who both thought the run-ons were "No good!"

[Kimimaru]

Charlie Brown ditched Sonic and Tails and went to Snoopy, who then smacked him in the face with a baseball bat.

[The Chef]

Which was completely out of character, so the story restarted from here:

Charlie Brown was accompanied by Sonic and Tails, who both thought the run-ons were "No good!"

[PaperLuigi]

Sonic created another "Sonic Sez" segment where he explained how "uncool" run-ons were.

[Luigalaxy]

And then, Birdo appeared, who was hiding behind a tree!

[PaperLuigi]

But no one cared.

[Silver Metaknight]

Except Bowser Jr., who cared alot.

[Turtlekid1]

But Bowser Jr. cared in a naughty way, so Bowser spanked him.

[The Chef]

Thus causing the Koopalings to reappear as bosses in the next Mario game!

[Silver Metaknight]

And Flurrie will make an appearance in the next Mario game.

[CrossEyed7]

*bounce bounce bounce*