Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438745 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1995 on:** August 27, 2008, 02:11:25 PM »

Since nensondubois disgustingly suggested that Wolf and Daisy had sex, everyone ignored the off topic comment and went back to the story at hand (The Chef's left hand to be precise).

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #1996 on:** August 27, 2008, 02:58:13 PM »

The crowd watching this story started to to make "ooooooo" noises with uneasy faces.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1997 on:** August 27, 2008, 03:28:14 PM »

Wolf was in utter disbelief that someone would suggest that he would even think about getting in a bed with a human while the crowd took a bite of Chef's awesome lasagna.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1998 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:20:00 AM »

"Arrgh! My lasagna!" said Turtlekid1, chasing after the crowd; meanwhile, Wolf started building an interdimensional portal to come to this dimension and destroy whoever had paired him with Daisy.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1999 on:** August 28, 2008, 02:33:22 PM »

"So I guess he's going to destroy nensondubois?" asked PaperLuigi, who was mad at nenosondubois for parring up Wolf and Daisy but didn't think it was necessary of Wolf to destroy him.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2000 on:** August 28, 2008, 06:33:10 PM »

"Destroy nensondubois?" said Wolf, "Dang, I can't even spell 'nensondubois'!"

The Chef · « **Reply #2001 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:29:51 PM »

It was here that The Chef was forced to use his remaining hand to cook a twelve egg omlette that was so good it would prevent everyone from trying to sleep with and/or kill each other.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2002 on:** August 28, 2008, 09:36:05 PM »

"If there's anyone who can make an omlette that good, it's Chef," said Mario, who was aware of his legendary cooking skills.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2003 on:** August 29, 2008, 05:54:48 AM »

Everyone ate some of the omelette, causing them to feel at peace with the world but also drowsy and so they drifted off to sleep; Bowser had sneaked tranquilizer in every piece of the omelette but his own (in which he sneaked anti-peace drug)!

The Chef · « **Reply #2004 on:** August 29, 2008, 09:53:31 AM »

So it finally came to down to high-speed, special effects-ridden sky chase between Bowser in the Koopa Clown Copter and The Chef in his Chefplane.

jmdblazer · « **Reply #2005 on:** August 29, 2008, 06:55:07 PM »

Thus starting an epic battle of epicness

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #2006 on:** August 29, 2008, 06:58:40 PM »

Suddenly, Bowser farted a mighty fart, and blasted the chef out of his magical flying boat thing.

The Chef · « **Reply #2007 on:** August 29, 2008, 07:25:47 PM »

...but The Chef wasn't in a magical flying boat thing, so instead he chased Bowser all the way to the top of his newest castle, where the aforementioned epic battle of epicness was about to unfold...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2008 on:** August 30, 2008, 12:09:25 AM »

Michael Buffer came out and said "Let's get ready to rumble!" while Chef and Bowser got ready to beat the snot out of each other.

The Chef · « **Reply #2009 on:** August 30, 2008, 09:22:49 AM »

Bowser attempted a dirty trick: he drank a gallon of Koopa Kola, which made him grow 30 tall!