Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438826 times)

MushroomJunkie · « **Reply #2055 on:** September 04, 2008, 08:52:37 AM »

But he yelled at the teacher so he was sent home.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2056 on:** September 04, 2008, 09:31:54 AM »

But he yelled at his mom so he was sent away to a farm.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2057 on:** September 04, 2008, 12:27:52 PM »

Wolf got a job herding sheep and was surprisingly good at it until he began eating them.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2058 on:** September 04, 2008, 01:51:25 PM »

After he was fired by the farmer, Wolf looked into other jobs in the area, but he didn't have the lung capacity to be a home inspector, didn't like the taste of octogenarian women, and couldn't play three French horns at once (again, lung capacity, as well as lack of orifices).

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2059 on:** September 04, 2008, 02:29:00 PM »

Wolf got a job at The Chef's restaurant, of all places, cooking rabbit stew, exotic bird meat, and frogs' legs; meanwhile, Fox couldn't find his team anywhere.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2060 on:** September 04, 2008, 02:57:42 PM »

So he went looking for them and eventually found Peppy...who had been chopped into a million pieces and stuffed inside a garbage bag.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2061 on:** September 04, 2008, 03:06:49 PM »

But Fox was discovered when the new Garbage Boys, Leon and Panther, caught him.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2062 on:** September 04, 2008, 03:16:18 PM »

Panther and Leon took Fox to a cliched room in the back alley, tied him down to a chair and then brought his severely beaten pal Slippy into the room.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2063 on:** September 08, 2008, 04:36:06 AM »

"Slippy! What have they done to you!" cried Fox in alarm.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2064 on:** September 08, 2008, 09:07:34 AM »

"Actually I just tripped and crashed into a wall while I wasn't looking," said Slippy.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2065 on:** September 08, 2008, 09:29:52 AM »

With Sonic's help, Fox told Slippy that abusive relationships are no good.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2066 on:** September 08, 2008, 09:43:20 AM »

"Hey, who are you?" said Fox to a guy with a green goattee and long blond hair laying next to them in a dark eco-injecting torture chair.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2067 on:** September 08, 2008, 10:07:02 AM »

"I honestly have no idea because I was just randomly injected into the story," said the goatee man.

MushroomJunkie · « **Reply #2068 on:** September 08, 2008, 10:13:47 AM »

But then he whirled wildly around and killed a frog with one, swift stroke!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2069 on:** September 08, 2008, 10:17:00 AM »

"Whoa, that was weird," said Fox as he and Slippy made their way out of the dark room tied to their chairs.